This is, without a doubt, the second silliest post I have ever read. You are basically asking someone to tell you the perfect everything all in one post? Silly kid!
Here's what we ALL did to get started.
1. Clean your favorite piece thoroughly
2. Obtain a large sack of your favorite buds
3. Spend weeks and weeks and weeks reading and re-reading every little post you can. Almost EVERY question you will ever have has been answered at one point or another. This shit takes research, it takes multiple decisions on your part as to how you wanna go about things. There are a lot of little things that will come up and you will have to figure them out. I personally have been reading and researching since the days of OG.com...a moment of silence....k
4. Try your damndest not to ask another question until you find out at least a little bit about what you wanna do. Basically...only ask questions you can't find answers to.
Am i right boooys? Or was I too bitchy
LollipopKA