microwave man. that's what they're meant to do - dehydrate. will it taste great, nope. but it also doesn't destroy thc - atleast not significantly. how do i know? the 30 sec cracker never fails. saltine + peanut butter + small amount of bud. believe me, it works.

am i saying that it is preferable to do this rather than cure/dry - definitely not. but it works. just don't over cook it; try it in intervals of 30 sec; giving it a careful check in between. hope this answers your question

If you need a toke that bad, just buy some.

There is only one true way to dry out your bud in one HOUR. Throw it in the fireplace, with a hot fire in there, Walla. few minutes later it is all dry.

As for the MicroWave Idea.. (PUKE)

Do as the one guy said, go buy some. quick drying your buds is a waste of time. But then again some people like shitty buds.

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