Damn I wondered why that hit tasted funny..LOL j/k

Has any one beside me wanted to slap there cock against there fat colas just cuz they can. Then when your smoking a bone with your buddy you can say dude I smacked my cock off of that joint your puffing on.

Talk about hits tasting funny! lol hahaha

OMG thatis fucking hilarious!!!!!

hahahahahahaha. i never thought of cock smackin my tree, but when you put it that way. its being done haha. im the only white guy in my neighborhod tho an if i tell the black guy i smoked with that i did that hed prolly slap me, then id take my blunt away an hed cry. wow, weed and valium

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Pecker Slapping your fat colas??!! That fucking funny!!!

that definitely had me laughing

i used to always think about shit like that man....what kind of crazy bastard grew this weed? he might have been cock slapping his colas....lol, then i started growing my own and i now know whose cock has and has not affected my colas. rofl

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I came up with this because back when I use to buy weed to sell I would find all sorts of nasty weird things in my pounds. The worst the quality the weed the grosser the shit found in it. I use to pull out shit like q-tips, candy wrappers, big long black pubic hair. Now that I look back on it I think the pubes may have just been some kind of hemp. I went through a lot of pounds and found a lot of gross shit. Especially when little bugs would come hopping out like flea's. So I figured the guys putting theese pounds together would sit around and fuck with there product just cuz they have the power to do so. I pictured naked men sitting at a table covered in pot thinking of ways to molest it. I think I am just a sick bastard and I'm gonna go slap my colas with my penis now.