Anyone know any really funny jokes to tell while on..."the substance"?

Download some Bill Hicks audio and video, you'll die laughing.

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What you're tryin to say, is you don't want to play, what you want and what you need, don't mean a fuck to me, I-can-see-your, back-is-turning, if-I-could-I'd, stick-a-knife-in!

its not really a joke, but the irony was killing me... last time i was tripping i also played beer pong on the most warped POS make-shift pong table ever. but it felt appropriate.

check this......me and my two good buddys are trippin out sittin in a circle in his garage just smoking nonstop blunts and spitting in a bucket.then all of a sudden it hit me, this is what the cowboys and indian people did. we all started dying laughing when i mentioned it(probably not that funny to you but theres more too it just cant remeber was super spun)

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make crack like dis