Monster House

New Beginnings.. Monster Results.

“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche

A New Chapter. 100% From Seed

Greetings people. I am not a stranger to the boards or RIU by any means. I am a long time indoor grower, former genetic tester who is starting over from a clean slate. I had a security leak and from this point on I am known to you all by this new Handle. The former me is dead.

About me-
I have tested for Subcool and Alphakronik in the past. I love TGA, Bodhi, Alphakronik and genes that come from my friends. In the past I was always open to experimenting with new genes and I love growing from seed. Nothing to me is more satisfying than pulling ounces of diamond dusted dank out of the dirt. I had a journal/grow thread that was a top stickied thread at another boards with tens of thousands of views, posting everything and anything I grew.. I had a knack for growing up some beautiful plants that really shined in the limelight.

I plan on contributing my results more than anything firsthand. I used to document my grows from start to finish but as the years went by I really have little interest in doing that anymore. This thread will be a place for me and my friends to post and share experiences and opinions about the genes that I work with as well as chit chat about related info.

Current Lineup-

First of let me ask you peeps have u ever heard of TGA's old school Floater? The way the story goes.. SunyCheba.. an honorary TGA dankster, deemed TGA breeder from back in the mid 90s came across a really phenomenal DJ Short Flo and crosses it to Jacks Cleaner Blueberry.. creating . then naming it "floater" cuz of the effect it has, supposed to feel like youre floating. Like most blueberrys from DJ Short, its phenomenal smoke but has a tendency to herm and mutations are common in the offspring from the cross. The blueberry genes by DJ Short are not very stable. But plenty of documented grows show that the right phenotypes are absolutely amazing.

Floater= DJ Short's Flo X Jacks Cleaner Blueberry TGA

Jacks Cleaner Blueberry.. some of you may have heard of Batgirl, a JC Blueberry Phenotype featured in Subcools Book of Dank.

True Blueberry is[ Purple Thai x Afghani] x [Thailand x Afghani F1]
.. interesting enough Purple Thai is -
H.O.G (mexican sativa landrace) x Chocolate Thai
and Chocolate Thai is a legendary landrace, presumeably.


Anyway story goes small batches of Floater were released, 100 packs or so. Suny Cheba had a security issue and tossed the parents, and other gems like the verified TGA Black Russian momma too. Those genes are mostly lost except in F2 seed form, but very rare. I actually have Black Russian x Sputnik and Black Russian x Black Rose seeds.. people would pay big bucks for those genes as you have to know someone to get genes like these.

So the few people who held on to Floater beans that I knew, mostly grew em out. The journals were fantastic that I saw. But years later no one I know has any Floater running, or the seeds. Except.. me, and a friend I hooked up haha. I had a bunch but traded some to a friend last year. Doc Bob put the last pack of Floater up on auction when Sub left the Bay. It went for $200. It's germing in paper towels right now. Muhahaha..

Floater Smoke Report Excerpt-
"The taste reminds of lemon candy and sweetness, hard taste to describe as it is very complex. Now on to the stone, quite unique. I have never personally smoked any herb like Floater, the quality of the high is fantastic to say the least. I can slowly feel slight pressure come into my head and eyes and at first its quite pleasant and comforting, but as the high progresses my body slowly numbs and feels tingly and my whole body together seems to "hum". Heart rate goes up a good bit but the effect is not super racey. I then feel as if im in another world because objects appear glossy and more 3D like as in a computer game, inanimate objects seem to have energy running through them. My head feels like its flying and although If I sit still my body feels as if its numbed and down but also up at the same time like my body doesn't feel gravity so to speak. When I sit and stare straight ahead watching the road from a distance vehicles look like ants as if they are being projected some how at a slightly different framerate on a projector screen. Smoking a good bit of floater can give quite a trippy experience. I can say honestly I've never smoked anything that mimics those effects and it is truly unique." - Breedbay Archives


also we have..


Cinderella 99 - MONK seeds(real deal f4 from heavens stairway, the real c99 as bred by Brothermonk, this project took years he said, every female is pineapple winner pheno)

Qush - TGA (bubba kush x SpaceQueen)

Lemon Larry x Snowlotus - BODHISEEDS (this will be interesting because lemon larry is supposed to be super lemon dank.. and snowlotus in 90% of any crosses only passes on the traits of the mom, but adds potency and yield

Timewreck - TGA (Vortex (a13 x SpaceQueen) x Bloodwreck (chernobyl dad, aka black trainwreck)

Jack the Ripper - TGA

Apollo13 gorilla arm pheno x Apollo 11 - BODHISEEDS

Fantasy Island - BODHISEEDS (Purple Urkel x Appalachia [green crack x tres stardawg] - tres star dawg is pure chem d in seed form.. very rare, expensive.. from topdawg seeds.. they go $200 a pack. ( I have some of these too)


So what do you think of that fucking lineup?


I thought long and hard about it. The ones I wanted to add but didnt make the cut this time are


A11genius from Bodhi
Venom OG from Rare Dankness
Bubba Love from Alpakronik
Pandoras Box from TGA
Plushberry from TGA


and I'm not 100% sure but soon I think I def am going to pop this new one I got called Latte Stone (chemsoda bx3 x blackberry widow).

Later peeps.

yeah im here welcome back BTW...