Not that I'm saying you SHOULD do this, or even that you COULD get away with it, least of all me....BUT, hypotheticly speaking...What about making a zombie park, indoor mostly, in a warehouse, broken up into maze like levels on 2, or 3 stories. Filled with the artificial zombies made from the locally freshly dead. Using a microcontroller and direct wire contacts to the nerves on a collar stuck to the back of their neck to control their body movements, maybe an extra couple of probes directly to the brain that control hunger and eating...
make them sign a waiver, put weapons throughout, including ammo. If you wanted to be REAL fucked up about it, you could line the zombies teeth with the two chemicals needed to create a subservient zombie (puffer fish poison, and whatever the second one was) so if they do get bit, they will become a zombie, a mindless harmless one until we get a collar installed... So, besides the obvious, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARD?!!!" Any comments or suggestions?
Nice little coral of politicians people could pay to pop off.
Hey! I wonder how many dead politicians opted to have their bodies "donated to science" > Label it "A scientific study on the psychological effect of a zombie outbreak on the normal human psyche." Could probably get the dogs/cats from the animal shelters that still use the kill policy... Oh shit, I may find a way to get away with this twisted little project yet!!! MUWHahahahahaaaa.... oh...sorry...
for that matter get a list of dead irs agents and bank execs that opted the same...
