Drug test question helppp!

[BrittanyRIOT]

Hi, sorry if this isnt the right place for this, but..
I got offered a nice paying job at walmart. and i need to take a drug test before i sign the papers to start work. I have'nt smoked in about 60 days. But just to be sure i got one of those first check home test and it came back POSITIVE for thc. I cant believe this is correct.. but you never know. But my gf offered to let me use her urine. I'm just not sure if i should risk using my own, or just use hers. she quit smoking before i did. and her metabolism is probably faster than mine. Can i get your opinions? Also if I decide to use hers, whats the best way to keep the urine warm? I was planning on bringing it in a thermos full of boiling hot water, then wrapping it in a hand warmer before stuffing it either in my underwear or bra.

 

[guy incognito]

60 days is more than enough. Drink a lot of fluid in the hours preceding your test to dilute the concentration of anything in the urine. Take a vitamin the day before so your diluted urine is still yellow. Eat red meat the day before so your creatine levels are not diluted too low. Don't use the first piss in the morning (this will contain highest concentration of non-urine stuff in your urine). Also don't use the first part of your piss stream. Piss a little in the toilet, then stop and piss into sample cup, then if needed finish in the toilet.

Walmart will be using a standard pre employment drug test that will have a cut off of 50ng/ml. If you are below that threshold you are good. 60 days is more than enough time for anyone to pass a drug test. If you follow my advice you should be able to pass in significantly less than 60 days.

 

[silasraven]

fuck whats with you people, is this another bot or do you just not search these forums, 1-5 pages are full of drug tests and this is from the past 2 weeks. if you are not a bot then sorry but this is getting old as fuck and very tiring to hear and read.

 

[BrittanyRIOT]

UM. i have been searching. nothing compares to offering your own situation and seeking advice to match your own needs. if you see what the title is, you don't have to click and read. just saying.

 

[schuylaar]

60 days is more than enough. Drink a lot of fluid in the hours preceding your test to dilute the concentration of anything in the urine. Take a vitamin the day before so your diluted urine is still yellow. Eat red meat the day before so your creatine levels are not diluted too low. Don't use the first piss in the morning (this will contain highest concentration of non-urine stuff in your urine). Also don't use the first part of your piss stream. Piss a little in the toilet, then stop and piss into sample cup, then if needed finish in the toilet.

Walmart will be using a standard pre employment drug test that will have a cut off of 50ng/ml. If you are below that threshold you are good. 60 days is more than enough time for anyone to pass a drug test. If you follow my advice you should be able to pass in significantly less than 60 days.

Unfortunately, labs have caught onto the dilution/vitamin thingy..and have a control method thru urine values..what DOES truly work is synthetic..urineluck.com.

Works EVERY time! I use it and am never a nervous wreck for testing. It's peace of mind.

 

[CrownMeKing]

Holy shit there has been a lot drug test threads lately

 

[kinetic]

Holy shit there has been a lot drug test threads lately

An indication the economy is getting better right?

 

[kinddiesel]

do what I would do . tell them you have a medical card for mj. if that's a legal prescription drug in your state, they will have to hire you ! so when they take copies of drivers licence let them take copies of the mj card, and hopefully they wont hire you because of of mj and let the mj lawyers sue the fuck out of them !

 

[CrownMeKing]

An indication the economy is getting better right?

I could only hope

 

[BrittanyRIOT]

do what I would do . tell them you have a medical card for mj. if that's a legal prescription drug in your state, they will have to hire you ! so when they take copies of drivers licence let them take copies of the mj card, and hopefully they wont hire you because of of mj and let the mj lawyers sue the fuck out of them !

not in a state that has mmj. Can anyone give me advice on using my gf's urine? I dont want to risk trying to dilute mine or anything

 

[guy incognito]

Unfortunately, labs have caught onto the dilution/vitamin thingy..and have a control method thru urine values..what DOES truly work is synthetic..urineluck.com.

Works EVERY time! I use it and am never a nervous wreck for testing. It's peace of mind.

Smells like bullshit to me. There is nothing for them to catch onto. They check the urine for temperature and have a window of acceptable temperatures. After that the lab will check the specific gravity and creatine content of the urine to ensure it's not diluted. If they deem it too diluted because it is clear or not within the acceptable window for specific gravity then you do not fail or pass, they simply say sample was too dilute and have you retake it. If the problem persists they will move on to observing you give your sample to rule out tampering. If they directly observe you then the SG test will be foregone and they will move right onto the drug panel test.

I am still trying to make sense of your post. It is real urine directly from her body...what is there to catch onto?

 

[guy incognito]

If you want to use someone elses urine do this:

You will require 2 ounces of urine. There is a line marked on the side of the sample cup. They CANNOT force you to fill above that line, although they may request. If they request after you give them the sample just politely refuse and say you don't have to go anymore. If they request before just ignore them and use the full volume of urine anyway.

Put the urine in a plastic bottle and conceal it in your warm underwear. You may want to get a small hand warmer to warm it; even though your crotch is warm it is not as warm as your bladder.

They may make you empty your pockets of everything so don't put the urine in your pocket. Put it in your underwear.

Don't use urine older than 12 hours. It begins to degrade. Get it fresh the day of and use it.

 

[BrittanyRIOT]

If you want to use someone elses urine do this:

You will require 2 ounces of urine. There is a line marked on the side of the sample cup. They CANNOT force you to fill above that line, although they may request. If they request after you give them the sample just politely refuse and say you don't have to go anymore. If they request before just ignore them and use the full volume of urine anyway.

Put the urine in a plastic bottle and conceal it in your warm underwear. You may want to get a small hand warmer to warm it; even though your crotch is warm it is not as warm as your bladder.

They may make you empty your pockets of everything so don't put the urine in your pocket. Put it in your underwear.

Don't use urine older than 12 hours. It begins to degrade. Get it fresh the day of and use it.

Thanks! I am going to try this.

 

[schuylaar]

Smells like bullshit to me. There is nothing for them to catch onto. They check the urine for temperature and have a window of acceptable temperatures. After that the lab will check the specific gravity and creatine content of the urine to ensure it's not diluted. If they deem it too diluted because it is clear or not within the acceptable window for specific gravity then you do not fail or pass, they simply say sample was too dilute and have you retake it. If the problem persists they will move on to observing you give your sample to rule out tampering. If they directly observe you then the SG test will be foregone and they will move right onto the drug panel test.

I am still trying to make sense of your post. It is real urine directly from her body...what is there to catch onto?

You answered your own question starting with sentence #4..it is also noted when a visual of "vitamins" are detected as trying to pass the test by altering your urine..you can google it..I don't need to school you on this.

 

[guy incognito]

You answered your own question starting with sentence #4..it is also noted when a visual of "vitamins" are detected as trying to pass the test by altering your urine..you can google it..I don't need to school you on this.

Dude, you take the vitamins and eat the red meat so your vitamin and creatine levels are normal after you dilute them. Those levels are how they determine if you've diluted the sample or not. The only thing they check for that you are actually diluting is the drug metabolites. That's kind of the entire point.

 

[guy incognito]

Also what exactly do they do if they've determined that you took vitamins? You are supposed to be consuming vitamins and having them in your urine. They are expecting a certain level. I'm still not understanding what you think a lab is going to do, or what rationale they could give for rejecting the sample.

"This dude has a normal piss color and a normal specific gravity of his urine...he is clearly trying to cheat the test"

 

[schuylaar]

Dude, you take the vitamins and eat the red meat so your vitamin and creatine levels are normal after you dilute them. Those levels are how they determine if you've diluted the sample or not. The only thing they check for that you are actually diluting is the drug metabolites. That's kind of the entire point.

People also take the vitamins in an effort to cover up the dilution and turn the clear urine, yellow..additionally most vitamins have excessive levels of supplements which will skew the test..IMO.

 

[guy incognito]

They don't test for any of that. They test temperature, visually check color, and check the specific gravity (which is effected by creatine levels). Then they test for the drug metabolites for whatever panel they are testing for. You don't even need to get the drugs out of your system, just below the cut off threshold which for marijuana should be 50 ng/ml.

If you fail the initial 50 ng/ml they can move on to a more complicated (and expensive) test using gas chromotography - mass spectrometry. Using that they can pretty much tell exactly what is in your urine and in what levels. Nothing is going to escape GC-MS testing. The trick is to pass everything in the first paragraph and be below the cutoff threshold for each drug you are being tested for. If that happens they will put a gold sticker on it and file it away and move onto the next sample in the pile of thousands they have to test.

 

[schuylaar]

Also what exactly do they do if they've determined that you took vitamins? You are supposed to be consuming vitamins and having them in your urine. They are expecting a certain level. I'm still not understanding what you think a lab is going to do, or what rationale they could give for rejecting the sample.

"This dude has a normal piss color and a normal specific gravity of his urine...he is clearly trying to cheat the test"

Many employment applications disclaimers state that if you are found tampering with drug screen it's grounds for immediate termination or no hire.

 

[Impman]

Hi, sorry if this isnt the right place for this, but..
I got offered a nice paying job at walmart. and i need to take a drug test before i sign the papers to start work. I have'nt smoked in about 60 days. But just to be sure i got one of those first check home test and it came back POSITIVE for thc. I cant believe this is correct.. but you never know. But my gf offered to let me use her urine. I'm just not sure if i should risk using my own, or just use hers. she quit smoking before i did. and her metabolism is probably faster than mine. Can i get your opinions? Also if I decide to use hers, whats the best way to keep the urine warm? I was planning on bringing it in a thermos full of boiling hot water, then wrapping it in a hand warmer before stuffing it either in my underwear or bra.

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