Would Mike Tyson in his prime beat Bruce Lee in his prime?UFC cage style

[Dislexicmidget2021]

Enter The Braddock!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

Chuck was bitten by a cobra once,three painful days later,the cobra died.

 

[Dannoo93]

All of the ip man story is not true

 

[joe macclennan]

chuck norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 

[joe macclennan]

chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Chuck Norris can hear sign language

 

[joe macclennan]

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete

 

[joe macclennan]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

The internet is Chuck Norris's thought process

 

[joe macclennan]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

 

[silasraven]

cant say it would have to happen. but fight their sons and see. genetics, maybe good maybe bad,but sure awesome to watch.

 

[joe macclennan]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.