Bullshit night, chillin, smokin and watching 'The Hitman Diaries' now

TokeHoldCough

Active Member
I was in a pretty good ass mood today, I went to Big5 at got some nice shoes dirt cheap. It's been like, two years since I got a new pair of kicks. After dinner,(I made BLTs cause no one else knows how to cook bacon) the wife said she wanted some Rockstar mimosas, I thought, cool I can dig a walk right now, slip on my new shoes rolled some cigarettes, and got the music up, I'm gone. Walk to Safeway, grabbed 6 Rockstars, Orange Juice and some Ice. So, I'm at the register Bitch rings up everything, and I clearly say "oh and a bag of Ice" she rings it up. She says, 7$ is the balance, I say wha? Was that the ice? She says no we stopped covering Rockstars on EBT... I said shit then forget the Rockstars, she rings them bag up to take em off the receipt, something goes wrong with the computer and it takes five minutes to call the manager down, I'm standing there.. She says I'm so sorry, I look back and there 7 people behind me, i look at them an say IM SORRY! manager comes up, takes him two seconds he swipes a card and says ring everything up again, so the Bitch does that and only rings up the Orange juice, Now I'm not that kinda guy to say something, so of course I grab my Ice fuck them right? So I go home... It's about a half mile walk from my house so there and back is over kill, especially with groceries. So told the wife couldn't get the Rockstars, opened up the Orange juice and.. What the fuck?? There is mold all around the top of the gallon cap, I'm like.... Fuck! I have to go back... Walk back there get to the counter and say yeah I'm returning this, the dudes like why? I said twist the cap off, so he did and he said.. What the fuck? I'm like that's what I said!! He says, so... Do you want another one? I laughed, hahaha no I don't want another one. Grab me some vanilla ice cream and apple turn overs, get those, come home beat the fuck up I have a a quarter size blister on my foot from my new shoes!!! So... Fuck that was my night... Thanks for listening
 

TokeHoldCough

Active Member
Why would a Hitman keep a diary? That sounds like it would be really incriminating...
I like it so far. You know how people get shot an there clothes just get red, this dude got shot in the head and you could see the brains fly out the back. Not real but, pretty good. That was the first five minutes of the movie too!!
 

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member
I like it so far. You know how people get shot an there clothes just get red, this dude got shot in the head and you could see the brains fly out the back. Not real but, pretty good. That was the first five minutes of the movie too!!
Oh, it's a movie! I assumed it was a show or something. Who's in it?
 

TokeHoldCough

Active Member
Oh, it's a movie! I assumed it was a show or something. Who's in it?
Raymond J Barry, Michael Weatherly, and Tom Berenger. No one is familiar to me, but it's suppose to be about Charlie Valentine. He's a made man like 70 years old trying to score 4 million for his retirement.. Oh!! And strippers, movies got a 6-10 so far...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
What's up neer, hope your night is going well?
Cheers THC. My back has taken out a contract on my ass, and I have yet to apply nature's remedy. Other than that, pretty good.

I saw "Wreck-it Ralph" last night, and it was seriously good. it was a Pixar-quality story imo. cn
 
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