Have any of you ever used the services of an escort/prostitute?
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guy incognito
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They modeled that game off my life.
Nadia786
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Sad....Really.
budsmoker87
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my buddy and i "almost" did...we sought out 2 hookers, they had a 2 girl deal, $100 each. A spanish and a black girl...only saw a picture of the spanish girl though...on backpage.com
we were in denver and had to make a 30 min drive to a Super 8...when we got there, there were tons of semi's parked all over and we're like "yea def looks like a spot for hookers"
eventually we saw the two girls walk around the hotel...we assumed it was them and got a phone call telling us to come in the side door and knock on room 141. I left my money and condoms in the car incase this was some sorta sting, and we went inside. The scent of weed smoke hit us soon as we opened the door and a spanish girl with a hot body greeted us. The black girl looked like Big Momma and was hideous. These girls could immediately sense that we were uncomfortable with this situation, but asked if we had the "charitable donation"....I said yea in the car, we'll be right back
Out in the parking lot my black buddy was like "you can have the spanish girl, she's yours...i don't want that black girl" ...for the next 10 minutes i contemplated what i was going to do. I mean, this was such a huge fantasy that I built up in my head...but once I saw the girls it was obvious even to the untrained eye that they had been abused and were drug addicts...very sick looking girls. I felt too uncomfortable about following through with it and we got in my buddy's car
As we're about to take off, the pimp drives over and parks right infront of us, blocking us from leaving. His windows were tinted so we could barely see him, but my buddy started freaking out after the pimp "wrote down his license plate number" he says. He took off and started circling the hotel and circling the entire block...we got out of the car and attempted to speak to him when he'd drive by us....no such luck. "HEY, STOP, WAIT A MINUTE MAN TALK TO ME"...but he'd only roll down his window enough to spit out toward us. He did this twice before flashing his gun and motioning toward us. At that point i made the decision to go back in the hotel through the side entrance and slip a c-note under the door, to at least cover the cost of the room. After I came back outside and told my friend what I'd done he called me an idiot, "don't you get it? in his mind WE STILL OWE HIM" ...I'm like bullshit, we didn't touch those girls or spend ANY time with them. Let's get the FUCK outta here
Then we took off. End of story
It was a stupid thing to do and an expensive lesson to learn that could've gotten us both killed...or we could've caught diseases if we had followed through with it.
Now I know, for sure, that some things really are just fantasies and although the idea turns me on, the situation doesn't at all
we were in denver and had to make a 30 min drive to a Super 8...when we got there, there were tons of semi's parked all over and we're like "yea def looks like a spot for hookers"
eventually we saw the two girls walk around the hotel...we assumed it was them and got a phone call telling us to come in the side door and knock on room 141. I left my money and condoms in the car incase this was some sorta sting, and we went inside. The scent of weed smoke hit us soon as we opened the door and a spanish girl with a hot body greeted us. The black girl looked like Big Momma and was hideous. These girls could immediately sense that we were uncomfortable with this situation, but asked if we had the "charitable donation"....I said yea in the car, we'll be right back
Out in the parking lot my black buddy was like "you can have the spanish girl, she's yours...i don't want that black girl" ...for the next 10 minutes i contemplated what i was going to do. I mean, this was such a huge fantasy that I built up in my head...but once I saw the girls it was obvious even to the untrained eye that they had been abused and were drug addicts...very sick looking girls. I felt too uncomfortable about following through with it and we got in my buddy's car
As we're about to take off, the pimp drives over and parks right infront of us, blocking us from leaving. His windows were tinted so we could barely see him, but my buddy started freaking out after the pimp "wrote down his license plate number" he says. He took off and started circling the hotel and circling the entire block...we got out of the car and attempted to speak to him when he'd drive by us....no such luck. "HEY, STOP, WAIT A MINUTE MAN TALK TO ME"...but he'd only roll down his window enough to spit out toward us. He did this twice before flashing his gun and motioning toward us. At that point i made the decision to go back in the hotel through the side entrance and slip a c-note under the door, to at least cover the cost of the room. After I came back outside and told my friend what I'd done he called me an idiot, "don't you get it? in his mind WE STILL OWE HIM" ...I'm like bullshit, we didn't touch those girls or spend ANY time with them. Let's get the FUCK outta here
Then we took off. End of story
It was a stupid thing to do and an expensive lesson to learn that could've gotten us both killed...or we could've caught diseases if we had followed through with it.
Now I know, for sure, that some things really are just fantasies and although the idea turns me on, the situation doesn't at all
Padawanbater2
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That's the third or fourth time that's been brought up.
I'm not considering it because I can't get it on my own, I'm considering it because I've got a somewhat unique sexual issue and thought a specialist might be able to fix it.
budsmoker87
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i really want that fantasy massage parlor experience though, for sure! i was looking at a lot of them when i was in denver, but just never got around to doing it. I think I'd feel sooo much more comfortable in a relaxed, private setting, with "independent" girls (no fucking pimps) ...and no expectations. Your brain IS your biggest sex organ
budsmoker87
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dafuq? what's your unique sexual issue?
budsmoker87
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oh nvm...can't get off with a girl? wtf? what makes u think u'll get off with a hooker? you make no sense to me
dirtyho1968
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If I had April's coke I'd probably get a hooker.
Padawanbater2
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Their job is to get people off.
Your cars broken, who you gonna take it to? The mechanic, right?
Makes perfect sense to me
patrickkawi37
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if you live near southern california.. the adelita club in tj mexico is badass. i swore id never pay for something i could get for free.. until i went there. its worth every one of the 72 dollars youll pay to hit up the hottest latina in mexico. if your lucky, they wont speak english. epic time
donmagicjuan
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just as mechanics wouldnt spend too much time on any one part, hookers want to be in and out as fast as they can- "a blowjob is still a job" comes to mind?
Flaming Pie
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Flesh light is soooo much safer.
Flaming Pie
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pls specify
i live 30 minutes from the bunny ranch and the kit kat ranch in carson city, nv. Ive never been there but i have friends that have and say its a good time. Can be pricey if your not good at negotiating though. The way to do it i guess is to go in there with 250 or 300 or the most your willing to spend and tell them thats all you have. As long as you are not gross or extremely old, they will work with you. They are all tested weekly at those places also...If i were going to go to a prostitute, i would go to one of these brothels
budsmoker87
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lol...wut?
actually no...I always diagnose all problems with my car and fix it MYSELF
you've got a mental block or something that keeps u from cumming and a ho is gonna fix that for you...how?
guy incognito
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Maybe it's not a mental block. Maybe he wants something really weird or really gross that a normal sexual partner will not do. Hookers are dirty. They care about the money.
WTF is this weird situation? You wanna put her in a bathtub of ice and pretend she is dead? Inquiring minds want to know.
WTF is this weird situation? You wanna put her in a bathtub of ice and pretend she is dead? Inquiring minds want to know.
Padawanbater2
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I've never had an orgasm induced by a sexual partner, I attribute it to too much porn, as it's probably desensitized me, and too much masturbation as the sensation from doing it yourself is nothing like intercourse or oral sex.
You're probably right, but I'd like to be sure
I think what most people would consider 'normal sex' is perfectly appealing to me, I have my specific interests, but I know there are plenty of women out there who share similar interests. Nothing really too extreme or perverted. My biggest one is probably oral sex but I've never really been with a chick whose awesome at it, or even one who really likes it all that much.. They all say they do pre girlfriend, but as soon as that knot's tied, the shit up and vanishes! Who woulda' guessed! Another reason why marriage is unfavorable to me.. I don't know what it is but when you show that commitment, in my experience anyway, they feel like they no longer need to impress you, the blowjobs all but cease to exist, it's nothing but standard sex with the lights off, which leaves me wondering 'dafuq?'. I was with a chick for on and off almost 2 years and she gave me a handful of blowjobs that never had any enthusiasm and she actually asked me "are you almost done yet..." in the most painful voice ever that deflated (literally) any chance of climax. That type of shit blows my mind, what kind of person would think saying something like that in the middle of it is a good idea? And yet, she never, EVER, left unsatisfied. The entire time I was with her I felt like she was all about hers, as long as she got that it's all good. She never took care of me in that sense. She'd even get mad at me for doing it myself or looking at porn. I'd even ask her to send me pictures of HER so I could get myself off to them, nope. She even made me feel like a scumbag for asking..
That's my sob story... let the judgment flow..