How Hard Is It To Grow a Meth Plant?

Total Head

Total Head

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meth is bad but if you must grow it you need to get the upside down seeds. they grow best in topsy turvy planters. the key is vigilant pollination. you can't just rely on the bees to do it for you. get out there with a paintbrush and grow that meth. it sells for more when it's wet so don't get too carried away drying it out. real meth connoisseurs like to chew the leaves, so be sure to hang on to those. remember to be patient.
 
jbake

jbake

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chronicallyDank said:
And where do you get seeds from?
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OMG I stumbled into this thread and fu*king love it. I grow meth all the time, it's my favorite, right next to my acid plant. If you really, really want seeds you just ask the meth fairy for some magical beans, plant them and the next day you'll have a stalk as high as the clouds. Just be very careful because this is very easy for the 5-0 to spot, make sure your in an isolated place. SERIOUSLY? It's more than likely that your just kid wanting to get a buck or free meth, but honestly that sh*t is horrible and you shouldn't mess around with it. If you need to escape from your troubles just go beat off to your mommas JCPennys catalouge.

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jbake

jbake

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theexpress said:
just plant some psudoephedrine, and water with lye, battery acid, and muriatic acid!!! lol
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idk if you really make shit or not, but battery acid??!?!?!!?!? I had a friend who does and seen him make it/tried it once before, and ITS NOT BATTERY ACID ITS SOMETHING IN A CERTIAN KIND OF BATTERY that you get after its drained of acid. I'll send you a PM of what it is, and the only reason I'm doing that is because I know you can't control what people do, but I don't want anyone selling someone something made with battery acid. One of my friends was playing with one once, cutting it, got acid all over his had and had 3rd degree burns. Snorting that shit would literally eat away at your brain, idk about smoking it, but either way its retarted.
 
chronicallyDank

chronicallyDank

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jbake said:
idk if you really make shit or not, but battery acid??!?!?!!?!? I had a friend who does and seen him make it/tried it once before, and ITS NOT BATTERY ACID ITS SOMETHING IN A CERTIAN KIND OF BATTERY that you get after its drained of acid. I'll send you a PM of what it is, and the only reason I'm doing that is because I know you can't control what people do, but I don't want anyone selling someone something made with battery acid. One of my friends was playing with one once, cutting it, got acid all over his had and had 3rd degree burns. Snorting that shit would literally eat away at your brain, idk about smoking it, but either way its retarted.
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Yeah, its not the battery acid you want, i believe its the lithium they are after. So where do I mail this money for those seeds jbake?
 
ANC

ANC

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pH' said:
Word.

Red devil lye is also used in DMT extractions for those of you who indulge in the spice. Red devil lye is essential to bring the pH high enough to extract into an NP solvent and with out it, it wouldn't be smokable because it has to be a "freebase" in order vaporize it.
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However the most common extraction method with DMT uses naphta to pull the DMT molecules out of the basified mix...while being basicaly totaly non-absorbent to the lye....
 
Michael Sparks

Michael Sparks

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Total Head said:
meth is bad but if you must grow it you need to get the upside down seeds. they grow best in topsy turvy planters. the key is vigilant pollination. you can't just rely on the bees to do it for you. get out there with a paintbrush and grow that meth. it sells for more when it's wet so don't get too carried away drying it out. real meth connoisseurs like to chew the leaves, so be sure to hang on to those. remember to be patient.
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WTF LMFAO you really took the time huh
 
one11

one11

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meth plants need lots of sudafed, some battery acid, and a lil this a lil that. they like full sun. good luck.
 
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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haha long threads always have fights... im mad someone brought this one back up. The first time i saw this thread. I though wow this person can not be that restarted. thats like not knowing where not knowing where milk or eggs comes from?
 
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