Passing A Test

FootClan

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If you drank that much water per hour for a day you would DIE!! Your sodium levels in your body would be so low that your cell walls would lose the ability to regulate their pressure through osmosis and could burst, killing your brain and shutting down organs. The adult human body can process about 15 liters of water per day, if you drank that amount in under 3 hours you could easily succumb to water intoxication AKA Hyponatremia
so bacialy like everyone except the guy on probation agress that drinking water for 1 Day is not going to help lol.......
 

redivider

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i just said 1-2 gallons per hour to make a point.

the only way too much water will kill you is if you drink too much of it over such a prolonged period of time that it fucks with your chemical levels.

most people's excretory system is sound enough that won't happen. you'll just pee it.

anyways. if you don't want to have a positive result on a drug test then don't smoke. having it both ways ain't how the system works.
 
so bacialy like everyone except the guy on probation agress that drinking water for 1 Day is not going to help lol.......
Everyone doesnt agree you are still getting mixed responses.Like someone pointed out it does have something to do with bodyfat.If you are heavy wieght then you might need to try something else but for average weight and slim people water to dilute the system will easily fool any test.Im talking from experience.Like i said i would have been in jail if this was the case.
 

NoDrama

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the only way too much water will kill you is if you drink too much of it over such a prolonged period of time that it fucks with your chemical levels.

most people's excretory system is sound enough that won't happen. you'll just pee it.

anyways. .
So was your point of drinking 1-2 gallons per hour all day long to make the OP die? Was that your point?

Did you even look up the word Hyponatremia?

Its not water ingestion over a prolonged period, its over a short period. Research it before giving advice that will kill someone please. I do realize that the Majority of people did not know that drinking large amounts of water over a short period will cause Heart Failure or organ death. Also water does not just go through you, ALL of it is processed by your organs, you don't just "pee it".
 

FootClan

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Everyone doesnt agree you are still getting mixed responses.Like someone pointed out it does have something to do with bodyfat.If you are heavy wieght then you might need to try something else but for average weight and slim people water to dilute the system will easily fool any test.Im talking from experience.Like i said i would have been in jail if this was the case.
IN ONE DAY??????? come on dude in ONE DAY?? lol not only do i find that rediculous but then you say "EASLY" so not only will water work in one day but it will EASLY work? lol i find that so freakin funny

Im speaking from experiance too buddy...I was on probation i had to take piss tests every two weeks ive been locked up i got two DUI's awell i know how the system works and im sorry but i dont not agree that drinking water for ONE day will pass a drug test....... i dont know who was giving you drug tests but they must have had the worst most inefective tests ever
 

FootClan

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So was your point of drinking 1-2 gallons per hour all day long to make the OP die? Was that your point?

Did you even look up the word Hyponatremia?

Its not water ingestion over a prolonged period, its over a short period. Research it before giving advice that will kill someone please. I do realize that the Majority of people did not know that drinking large amounts of water over a short period will cause Heart Failure or organ death. Also water does not just go through you, ALL of it is processed by your organs, you don't just "pee it".
good call man sounds like you know what you talking about.............there was a local radio station that had adrinking water contest and a girl DIED the people sued the radio station and the dj;s all got fired and now the radio station isnt even on the air....it was called quad 106.5 google it there was a big fuss made about it
 
IN ONE DAY??????? come on dude in ONE DAY?? lol not only do i find that rediculous but then you say "EASLY" so not only will water work in one day but it will EASLY work? lol i find that so freakin funny

Im speaking from experiance too buddy...I was on probation i had to take piss tests every two weeks ive been locked up i got two DUI's awell i know how the system works and im sorry but i dont not agree that drinking water for ONE day will pass a drug test....... i dont know who was giving you drug tests but they must have had the worst most inefective tests ever
Damn well i guess the state of new york labs were ineffective then.But i can tell you this if i had a test 2morrow mornig at 10-11.I would start drinking water from the day before and continue to drink water so that when i do give urine its clear as day.Every test i took that way worked.
Probation and jobs.
P.s. Like i said they went to the lab all the time and not 1 problem so maybe the test was ineffective but i know other were getting remanded and violated for dirty urine i was not 1 of them
 

FootClan

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Damn well i guess the state of new york labs were ineffective then.But i can tell you this if i had a test 2morrow mornig at 10-11.I would start drinking water from the day before and continue to drink water so that when i do give urine its clear as day.Every test i took that way worked.
Probation and jobs.
P.s. Like i said they went to the lab all the time and not 1 problem so maybe the test was ineffective but i know other were getting remanded and violated for dirty urine i was not 1 of them
Well if its a for a job thats another story.......I got a job at safeway when i was 21 and they told me to take a piss test....I drank TONS of water i excrised like crazy and then i bought some clensing tablets that where like herbal supplements.....Went took the test and they called me back and said i have the job.....

great i figured i beat the test right?? lol WRONG i tested postive they just hired me anyways.....the reason i know this is because two months later they fired me for failing me drug test....lol basicly they have the results and just sat on them tell they wanted a reason to fire me and then they just went to the most easy way of fireing me which was my dirty piss test....so just because i got the job dosent always mean you pass the test keep that in mind....and this is a big corperation too not just a lil mom and pop store...
 

BrotherBuz

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well im not going to argue with you weather you passed one or not im just saying that its in your fat cells you cant just drink water and then have it not show up.....and anyways i tried that hella times already in high school lol never worked then eather......
You must have been a very fat adolescent for it not to work.

I too am speaking from experience. I had a DUI 5 years ago, took random UA's for 8 months and was never dirty, even though I was high every day. Water dilutes metabolites - it works!
 
You must have been a very fat adolescent for it not to work.

I too am speaking from experience. I had a DUI 5 years ago, took random UA's for 8 months and was never dirty, even though I was high every day. Water dilutes metabolites - it works!
Thank you.at least someone knows what im talking about..
 

BrotherBuz

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So was your point of drinking 1-2 gallons per hour all day long to make the OP die? Was that your point?

Did you even look up the word Hyponatremia?
Who in Gods name can drink even 1 gallon of water in an hour - get real man!
I could barely drink the six glasses down two hour before my DUI class. :-?
 

six8

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i've never done it, but i read somewhere about signing the papaerwork they give you in all the wrong place, ie..official use only, and putting the wrong initials on the specimen bottles. i guess this is in hopes of getting an administer who is not paying attention. i just think it may by you an xtra day, but will only prolong the testing. i've passed my test with certo mixed in a 64oz of cranberry juice 1 to 2 hours before testing. it's a terrible feeling, but works and is inexpensive.
 

turtledurtle

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i used to pound down a gallon or more of water before tests for weed and i passed .
what you could do is go to local pharmacy and by drug test strips first to prove it works.
weed comes out of your system slow
it needs time to build up in your bladder
when you drink enough and start pissing clear you will be good
that water goes right through you and dosent have time build up oil
this works
 

FootClan

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You must have been a very fat adolescent for it not to work.

I too am speaking from experience. I had a DUI 5 years ago, took random UA's for 8 months and was never dirty, even though I was high every day. Water dilutes metabolites - it works!

ya that sounds right you where high everyday and never failed a piss test just from staying hydrated on a daily baises....LOL the more i hear the dumber it gets
 

FootClan

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You must have been a very fat adolescent for it not to work.

I too am speaking from experience. I had a DUI 5 years ago, took random UA's for 8 months and was never dirty, even though I was high every day. Water dilutes metabolites - it works!
oh and i wasnt fat at all i was on the city swim team 6 years in a row body fat at about 10% i ate 6,000 calories a day thats how fast my metobolic rate was....so no i wasnt fat and yes i FAILED my drug test from DRINKING WATER ONLY.......TWICE failed from drinking water...lol ive past many tests but never in ONE DAY of drinking water im sorry no matter what you guys say it all comes down to what we are talking about which is can you pass a drug test in ONE DAY after smoking EVERYDAY.......lol seems so silly to even talk about this ..... and sorry theres no scientific evidance that anyone has provided that would lead me to believe that you can detox your body ine ONE DAY of only drinking water sorry tell me somthing that proves your case besides "I smoked everyday and never pissed dirty".,,,,,,,,,, ya right i call bullshit on that one like i said ive smoked everyday for 15 years now ive takin over a dozen piss tests my friends have taken over a dozen piss tests my budyy works at the DUI class center and actually adminstrates the tests to the people........ So show me some SCIENTIFIC evidance that WATER can detox you in ONE DAY.....ONE DAY ONE DAY.......The question ISNT will water detox you? the question is will it detox you in ONE DAY after smoking EVERYDAY....... someone please prove me wrong with something more then " becasue i said so" ill be waiting for some facts that actually prove your theary correct without proof i have to stand by what science says and science says your wrong.......
 

FootClan

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i used to pound down a gallon or more of water before tests for weed and i passed .
what you could do is go to local pharmacy and by drug test strips first to prove it works.
weed comes out of your system slow
it needs time to build up in your bladder
when you drink enough and start pissing clear you will be good
that water goes right through you and dosent have time build up oil
this works

I dranke water all day tell i was pissing nonstop clear water.......i still failed....please explain why i failed when you say it works everytime??
 

klassifyme

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ive passed drug tests for work and p. o. .I drink a glass of water every 10-15 minutes tillpissing clear then continue to drink a glass every 20 mins starting about two hours before yhe test
 

klassifyme

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I dranke water all day tell i was pissing nonstop clear water.......i still failed....please explain why i failed when you say it works everytime??
i didnt work because you worked out relessing more fat.drinking that much water doesnt detox you it just puts clean cannibinoid free water in your bladder, the thc is still in your body , it just doesnt show up, ive done this many times
 
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