Drug test in a hr help!!!!!!

sickstoner

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ok so ive been drinking water like a fish and peeing like a race horse anything else help it's in an hr!:wall:
 

blahblahblah123

Active Member
No 1 hr of water drinking will not flush anything.. what your doing is diluting your piss. That will help, but you'll still test positive most likely. It's based on parts per million.. with just 1hr theres no way to cover it up or remove it.. only dilute.

Keep drinking tons of water, and just hope they dont fail you for being too dilute (not likely if its a job test, extremely likely if its for probation).

If shes a really sneaky chick you could go get some fake piss.. the place that does my job piss tests doesnt even go in the bathroom with you.. so its easy.
 

tip top toker

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what do you mean it's for your girlfriend? as in she wants you to have a drugs test to prove to her you ent getting high?

if you've a test in an hour, then you're either fucked or you're fine. nothing you try now is gonna change anything.
 

rocksteady6

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Gobble a shit load of ibuprofen. It makes tests unreliable. It will show up but so will the other chemicals in that and its an excuse that at least will buy you time till the next one.
 

sjm234

Member
only actual chance you have is to drink the hell out of cranberry juice or use someone elses piss in a baggy or small medicine bottle
 

SunnyDaze

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Don't take a shit load of IB profen, cause you like your liver, right?

Go to your local headshop and see what they have for cleaning your piss. Your best bet is the fake piss though.

EDIT: clean...not fake
 

tip top toker

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oh, i also recall reading up son sometyhing about the tests. when it's just the simple piss test, you can often blag it in that you use hemp products, hemb health bars etc etc, i know that these are viable excues (used them at school sucessfully)

if it's a blood test ya fucked.

when i get asked for a drugs test i ask them what i am currently doing and such, that is requiring this test. if they can't give me an answer then i tell them they've no reaosn to know either way then and don't take it, they can go fuck emselves.
 

rocksteady6

Well-Known Member
I gave you my thoughts and it was refuted by another member. When that happens its usually for a good reason. Sometimes...
 

sf420

Member
Gobble a shit load of ibuprofen. It makes tests unreliable. It will show up but so will the other chemicals in that and its an excuse that at least will buy you time till the next one.
I am a heavy smoker! I had to have a test onetime and it took me three to 4 months to be able to pass . I was taking a cleansing deal hmmmm didn't work. I tried the drinks didn't work Nothing works except time. I told the people giving me the urine test my deal. I was upfront and honest with them. Actually a lot of people don't see anything wrong with pot! I failed the instant test and they sent it off to be gassed.It came back negative . I either got lucky , the people wrote me a clean report to get my Medical card. Or 3 to 4 months I was clean! Good luck!
 
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