I Once.

HoLE

HoLE

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I once went to California,,,,,,and got so high at this guys house,,,,,I hadda ask if it was ok I f I stayed for a bit,,,,before I left onto a 2 hour journey down Mountain View Road at 1 in tha morning in a Mazda 6 with dual exhaust that i just couldnt refuse to hear ;-)) ,,,,,next time I'm renting a new Challenger,,,see ya soon fdd
 
growitEZ

growitEZ

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i once got raided in a abandoned house smoking with sum friends
fucken cops kicked the door in scared the fuck outa me when i saw there guns pointing at me.
hhahaaha good times
 
stronggenetics

stronggenetics

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I once started some weed plants in high school in the greenhouse, they got about a foot and the teacher told me to get rid of them..Thank god he was cool

I once fucked a bitch on the roof of my towns taco- bell it was a weekend and all my friends were out doin stuff and i could see them hangin out in another parking lot, there was just a ladder leadin to the roof in the back of the store, it was the manager so i gotta free burrito afterwords lol

One time me and a buddy tagteamed a chick on the 18th teebox at our local golfcourse the night before we had a high school tourney there
 
Allan Watts

Allan Watts

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I once went to Nepal and hiked 400 miles in the Himalayas. We did the Annapurna Trek and saw the amazing Annapurna range including Annapurna I- 26,500' Dhauligiri - 26,800 Machapucchare- The Fish Tail Mountain- 22,900. I smoked hash in the mountains as well as the streets of Kathmandu. I then went to see Mt. Everest and spent the night in the same guest house that the first American woman to climb Everest had slept in just 3 months before. I read her entries in the place's guest book. I nearly got knocked off of the trail by a yak while carrying a heavy backpack. That would have killed me for sure!!!
 
NOWitall

NOWitall

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i once had hope and faith, that the universe was at least a fairly unbiased place, and that everything would work out if i maintained a positive outlook.
i now think i may have kicked buhdda in the nuts in a previous incarnation.

i once believed, that if i was a nice guy, i would find someone to accept me for who i actually am.
i now, am a truely unpleasant person, i tried that shit, that shit fucked my whole life up,

i once thought, that if i behaved with honor, it would only help me in the long run.
i now know, that i am the only one doing so, the only rich guy in a roomfull of pickpockets.

i once cared, and was punished.
now i know better.

i once got married.
i once beleived the lies.
i once trusted my friends.
i once had self esteem.
i once tried with all my heart.
now i know better.

i now know the truth of the world.
no good deed goes unpunished.
people like nice guys cuz they dont complain as much while being screwed over.
its ALWAYS a trick, ALWAYS.
when god closes a door he opens a window, then pushes you out of it.
honor is only usefull if the people you deal with have it as well.
pride and an empty sack is worth an empty sack.


so if your looking for me ladies. ill be that quite handsome man in the corner, the smart one that loves puppeis and kids, has a great sense of humor, a body like a gymnist, a good job, and a kind heart. and once your done dissmissing that guy, feel free to go back to hitting on that 2 time looser with the beer gut, thats cheating on his current girlfriends to go out with you. have good luck with that guy, im sure you can change him, he really will leave his wife for you in a few years when she kicks him out for adultry, and your right he only hits you because he loves you, and surely just cuz hes a cheating bastard, ill bet he would NEVER cheat on you, and as soon as his friends get out of prison he will have a place to stay too.

show of hands, who thinks im coming off as bitter.
 
HoLE

HoLE

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dgk4life said:
i once felt bad for that guy above me
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one time me and a buddy went to work at 6:30 in tha morning to a brand new subdivision on a Saturday and started doing major lines of coke ,,we didn't even get outta the truck till the coffee truck came,,,,then we got back in the van and stayed there doin lines till 12:30,,,then we left,,,him and I were getting a place together and were buying some furniture from an old man and lady we had talked to and arranged an appointment,,,but when we got back to his house we did 2 hits each of double barrel purple micro dot acid,,,and got off big time after doin coke all morning,,so with him navigating and me driving,,we proceeded to go pick up this furniture,,he directs us to the wrong street and house number and says were here,,,I'm just startin to peak really good and prolly looked even worse,,,so I go up to the door and knock,,this young girl answers and ask for the lady selling some furniture,,,she looks at me wierd and says,,,Dad,,,,this guy comes to the door and can totally tell I'm fucked,,but I keep insisting I had talked to his wife,,and was here to pick up some firniture,,,,finally his wife comes to the door,,so there's all 3 of em standing there staring at me funny and I say,,You Dont have any furniture for sale,,,and she and he say no,,,I bend over and start howling my ass off,,,,,laughing so hard I started to cry,,,they slam the door shut,,I stagger back to the truck,,ask my buddy,,is this the right street,,he says no,,Is this even the right number,,he looks at the paper,,,no,,,we stayed parked there for at least fifteen minutes just crying with laughter,,,before we went and got a HoLE wack of beer to satisfy our newfound acid/coke buzz,,,no one got busted or hurt,,,it was a good day/night


Edit: This was a spiritual time,,,,just to make it count here:blsmoke:
 
~MoE~

~MoE~

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i once stoned as hell thought it would be funny to get out our 22. air rifle ( u call them a bb gun i think ) and took it out side and pulled the tiger and shot a hole in the next door's water tank, that same day got hit in the lower ass cheek by my bro (who was stoned too)

i once tryed to beat up my headmaster in yr 1 got exspelled ( i had add)
lol so much other funny shit has happened
i like getting stoned then go out and go from there ..................... fun time's
 
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dgk4life

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i once fell in love wit my best friend but cant tell her cause i wouldnt want to loose her as a friend if she aint feel the same way
 
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