How to sneak into Canada

wackymack

Well-Known Member
I can't get a passport I'm a felon.

then sneak across the border,slide by border sequrity with a big sign saying,im a felon and i have no passport. im goin to do narcotics while im an alien to your country. if you catch me,give me a kind boot and ill go home.

why risk goin to jail?
 

SayNoToDrugs55

Active Member
how about lay off, take peoples advice! You want to have a worse record?

Some people are not the brightest crayon in the box...
 

CanadianCoyote

Well-Known Member
Just get a passport and go in through the Detroit/Windsor border. It takes awhile to get a passport and it costs a little bit of money, but it's worth it in the end.
 

xXMaslanXx

Well-Known Member
The 1st time I went to Canada it was me and some friends. When we got to the border, some lade asked me, "Do you have any guns or explosives with you today?" Me being a smart ass said, "No not today." Then she said can I see your papers? and I was trying to pass them to her and she said no that fine, "Welcome to Canada!"

The papers never even left my hand lol I could of had 100 lbs of bud and they would of never even known :)
 

miccyj

Well-Known Member
I recommend a #2 shovel and a #6 wheelbarrow, you should also look for a friend with a tip truck to help move the dirt. ohhhh and maybe a knife incase a gopher picks a fight coz you crushed his home. :) JK watchin weeds, and I think tunnels are funny.
Shit, I should have more days off work.
 
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