Easiest Way 2 Kill A Marijuana Plant?

battosai

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First of all why the hell do you want to kill marijuana plants????

Second of all, why the hell are you guys all giving him ideas?

If I were you, to kill it, I would get some good nutes, feed it once every other week with the nutes, and water in between. If your indoors switch the light to 12/12 when the nodes start to alternate, then wait about 8 weeks, maybe more if it needs it, *then cut it, and hang it upside down for a week or two, in a dark spot. After that, I would reccomend curing it for another 2-3 weeks. Place it in a airtight jar, then close the lid. After about 8 hours, open the jar and give it some fresh air, move the weed around with ur fingers. Close the jar again and then wait 12 hours, then repeat the last step. Then I would say about every day repeat this process. After the three weeks, call me : )
*making sure to use the battojutsu.
 

WillieNelson

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I would like to convince the plant it has dishonered the cannabis family, and therefore should commit suppuko by showing up at a music festival. I can visualize the ashamed plant walking into Bonaroo and then being burned alive while hippies dance and sing. Thats about the only way i know how to kill 'em...
 

fdd2blk

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let's see........

grow it with CFL's
feed it hair, blood AND piss
give it nitrogen during the final weeks of flower
let me turn it into a mom - it'll die
give it to lou
put it in the campfire
endemonize it with a spell then take it to church on sunday


just a few
 

ExplicitKilla

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First off... HAHAHAHAA
them main problem is getting rid of the body. if you wanna really show her whos boss, expose her cute little rootball out an then fuck the shit out of it. when you almost ready to spurt shove it right in her top cola and rub it in.


then smoke a cig:blsmoke: shell know whos boss then:blsmoke:

Second.. I hope you die for such a stupid question and I mean that..
Throw the mother fucker in the garbage.. dead.
Kick the mother fucker .. make sure it snaps and flies up against the wall or even better, have it shoot back up and smack you in the head.... Could do you some good..
 

paul-mc

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i have killed my last to grow attempts...... not intentionaly though.... i think i gave them nute burn. that always starts a slow death...
 

xtrmhkr

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why whould you want to kill a marijuana plant its only the greatest plant on the face of the earth
 

SmokerE

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let's see........

grow it with CFL's
feed it hair, blood AND piss
give it nitrogen during the final weeks of flower
let me turn it into a mom - it'll die
give it to lou
put it in the campfire
endemonize it with a spell then take it to church on sunday


just a few

Grow it with CFL's....lol.....classic
 
the easiest way to kill it is to rip it out of wherever it growing and throw it somewhere unfriendly.. If it is someone elses plant then burn the fuck out of its roots with acidic solution.
 

SimpleSimon

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Hang it upside down in the shower.
Cut the main artery so that it bleeds out, and down the drain, when regamortise sets in, the blood will mostly be gone and you can take your time to dispose of the body. Transfer it to your freezer.
Cut a small piece of it off every day, one that you can fit in a small bag. That way the neighbours won't get suspicious seeing you carrying dead plant parts out all the time
Repeat this step in as small of pieces as many times as needed.
 

SimpleSimon

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i just re-read my post, and i failed miserably at converting it to plant terms.......Really, should be the same. Killing a person and killing a plant are both heinous crimes against nature.
 

email468

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i just re-read my post, and i failed miserably at converting it to plant terms.......Really, should be the same. Killing a person and killing a plant are both heinous crimes against nature.
huh? so you don't smoke weed or eat any veggies?
 

kulan hunter

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1. put it in the washer or dryer with a couple of half house bricks (works well with hamsters bit messy in a dryer)
2. feed it pure ph up or down down works faster (good for fish)
3. slowy feed it into a blender
4. take it to the local farm and feed it to there livestock
5. put a breard on it and tell the feds that it owns a oil field in asia
6. tell your mom/dad it touched you in a way you did not like and see how long it lasts in the big house
7. give it to a chinese student and tell him to protest some where were there is tanks
8. let it smoke it's self and it might end up on hard drugs and over dose
 

jc83

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Do like a few geniuses Ive seen on this forum and piss on it then wonder why your plant is yellow and dying...
 
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