What would you do if you couldn't reach your dick or vagina?

[MrHowardMarks]

Filling up on petrol.

Putting the gas nozzle into the hole, i mean you are already getting raped by the pricetag

 

[misshestermoffitt]

but you've never noticed how when it's a floor shifter how men have to drive with their hand on top of it? That must be an observation that only women make.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah, I drive a stick, I don't keep my hand on it though.

You just gave me a marketing idea, a putz for a shifter knob.(Putz= penis head)

Those steel testicles were a big hit with trucks around here, most people hang em from the trailer hitch, I'd put the danglies on the rear axle if anything, my balls don't hang from the top of my ass

Pencil sharpeners... Hehehe

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I bet you get really excited when you smoke out of a bong with a slilder stem Does it make you giggly?

Those steels balls for trucks are gross. Ick, they make smaller ones for motorcycles.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah, all I have is roors with the glass on glass, it makes me feel proud of my own size, hehe, i get what you're saying.

Plunger on drain.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

pulling the car into the garage

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Checking your oil.

 

[slimGOODIE]

Hire a call girl

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Me thinks someone doesn't get it.

Hire a call girl

taking an empty can out of a huggie and putting a full can back in (in and out action)

 

[slimGOODIE]

Me thinks someone doesn't get it.






taking an empty can out of a huggie and putting a full can back in (in and out action)

wats to get???read the thread quote/question...there are no ifs, ands, maybs,or, ors.....simple question simple answer...

 

[misshestermoffitt]

it's taken a phallic turn. much funnier that way.

 

[slimGOODIE]

AH i get it..... im laughing on tha inside...

 

[misshestermoffitt]

it's ok, but now I'm thinking about those cans of biscuits from your avatar. They are even rather phallic.

 

[slimGOODIE]

sheesh!!! its not the touch em in tha stomach and he goes "ahmmmm" type of doughboy.... he's tha touch me and draw back a nub type of doughboy...

 

[misshestermoffitt]

I dunno, he's got me thinking about cimmamon rolls

 

[slimGOODIE]

damn i cant even front, u got me thinking bout em now.....dammit

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Hmmm, hmmmm. :giggle:

"You know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? The BEST kinds"-Superbad

Popsickles, hot dogs, banannas. They all look like your eating dick to me.

I use an air compressor a lot, and the quick connections look like dicks, and they go into a sleeve, and lock in place, if you knew what I'm talking about it's funny

Plugging in a usb cord.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Screwing in a 600w HPS bulb.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

taking an empty can out of a huggie and putting a full can back in (in and out action)

If you drink a bunch that'll quickly turn into a gangbang.

We call them coozies, (at first I thought you were talking about diapers)

 

[MrHowardMarks]

(Putting cans in diapers)

Wtf?!?