chemphlegm
Well-Known Member
I know you all want to know how to survive the attacks. With so many sprays and dips and strips and
tricks it can be overwhelming to the average garden dweller. I know some of you can read and hope you
share this with your friends and family members who cannot.
Seek clone sellers. These types often breaking the law, are forced to grow in less than ideal conditions, sometimes so ideal they're irresistible for reasons soon to be explained. There's always sick plants in these areas, ones that welcome the attentions of a survivor. Yellowing leaves in clone, moldy bits, and so so many varieties to choose from.
Here's the win, these clones are sold to the highest bidder, many in dispensaries, where the real bonus comes to play. People will beg to on the waiting list to receive you. They'll pay to bring you home and introduce you to even more flavors to devour. They wont even notice you till flower sometimes, then they'll often think its just a cal/mag deficiency tehe. this makes the plant tastier for you!!!
They'll try to spray you with milk, peroxide, alcohol, cold water and poisons too! Its ok, some of you will die but chin up, many will survive this, to be born again with a vengeance. Start breeding fast and pretty soon either they'll miss the cycle or you'll get used to the sprays lol. You'll be huffing neem oil for the funs!
Then when they think they killed you all, blamed you on there dog, shoes, lawn they'll invite some buddies over to gloat of their new mite tricks.....theres your chance to start over, those are the clone sellers maybe?
tricks it can be overwhelming to the average garden dweller. I know some of you can read and hope you
share this with your friends and family members who cannot.
Seek clone sellers. These types often breaking the law, are forced to grow in less than ideal conditions, sometimes so ideal they're irresistible for reasons soon to be explained. There's always sick plants in these areas, ones that welcome the attentions of a survivor. Yellowing leaves in clone, moldy bits, and so so many varieties to choose from.
Here's the win, these clones are sold to the highest bidder, many in dispensaries, where the real bonus comes to play. People will beg to on the waiting list to receive you. They'll pay to bring you home and introduce you to even more flavors to devour. They wont even notice you till flower sometimes, then they'll often think its just a cal/mag deficiency tehe. this makes the plant tastier for you!!!
They'll try to spray you with milk, peroxide, alcohol, cold water and poisons too! Its ok, some of you will die but chin up, many will survive this, to be born again with a vengeance. Start breeding fast and pretty soon either they'll miss the cycle or you'll get used to the sprays lol. You'll be huffing neem oil for the funs!
Then when they think they killed you all, blamed you on there dog, shoes, lawn they'll invite some buddies over to gloat of their new mite tricks.....theres your chance to start over, those are the clone sellers maybe?
