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Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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Indacouch

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Well got the arch I built about 12 years ago all cleaned up and moved ....it fell over in the wind weeks back ....momma has been giving me shit so I figured she's the cook and the only person I play hide the salami with ...and it's ST.P day so I figured what the hell .....it went pretty smooth ...I used the Tahoe to pull the metal pipes out and drag the shit over to my junk pile ....but I also got douched by the Stinkiest fucking stale water I've ever smelt ....a pipe was full of rancid water and when I pulled it out it flung that shit all over me ....(((GAGG))....it looks much nicer out front I have to admit ....way more open ...I think I'm guna take the grass out and pave that section as well to extend the driveway ........literally threw those clothes away I was wearing when I got the shit water on me .....walked in the house asshole naked straight to the shower ....it was that bad ......now I get to eat my CB&C dinner ......and maybe a round of hide the salami a lil later .....off to eat I go
 
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GreatwhiteNorth

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Indacouch said:
Well got the arch I built about 12 years ago all cleaned up and moved ....it fell over in the wind weeks back ....momma has been giving me shit so I figured she's the cook and the only person I play hide the salami with ...and it's ST.P day so I figured what the hell .....it went pretty smooth ...I used the Tahoe to pull the metal pipes out and drag the shit over to my junk pile ....but I also got douched by the Stinkiest fucking stale water I've ever smelt ....a pipe was full of rancid water and when I pulled it out it flung that shit all over me ....(((GAGG))....it looks much nicer out front I have to admit ....way more open ...I think I'm guna take the grass out and pave that section as well to extend the driveway ........literally threw those clothes away I was wearing when I got the shit water on me .....walked in the house asshole naked straight to the shower ....it was that bad ......now I get to eat my CB&C dinner ......and maybe a round of hide the salami a lil later .....off to eat I go
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Funny story for sure.
Around 2010 my youngest son and I have the tractor with the bucket full of serious power tools to dispatch the old Cedar that's blown over at the south end of a 10 (sh) acre lawn @ Mom & Dads. July in Ar, like a thousand degrees & I feel funky shit on both calves - cursory inspection show my fore legs to be many degrees darker than they should be (roughly a bazillion seed ticks) and it could be seen to be traveling north!!!
A quick scream announced my becoming nekkid (tenners and all) - tossed that shit in the bucket & hauled ass to the house to jump into the shower.

Not sure who was more amused, Mom or Dad

Fuck - it still gives me a bit o the willies
 
Indacouch

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Funny story for sure.
Around 2010 my youngest son and I have the tractor with the bucket full of serious power tools to dispatch the old Cedar that's blown over at the south end of a 10 (sh) acre lawn @ Mom & Dads. July in Ar, like a thousand degrees & I feel funky shit on both calves - cursory inspection show my fore legs to be many degrees darker than they should be (roughly a bazillion seed ticks) and it could be seen to be traveling north!!!
A quick scream announced my becoming nekkid (tenners and all) - tossed that shit in the bucket & hauled ass to the house to jump into the shower.

Not sure who was more amused, Mom or Dad

Fuck - it still gives me a bit o the willies
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Lmao ......I've stepped into my fair share of red ant nests on the farms irrigating ,,and had to lose my pants to do the ant dance ,,,to save my testicles .......but that's nothing compared to what you explained above ....((FUCK THAT))

I swear it made me feel like I had a bug crawling on my leg just reading that shit ..lol.....il take my red ants and pipes full of shit water over a bazillion ticks any day .
 
BarnBuster

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Funny story for sure.
Around 2010 my youngest son and I have the tractor with the bucket full of serious power tools to dispatch the old Cedar that's blown over at the south end of a 10 (sh) acre lawn @ Mom & Dads. July in Ar, like a thousand degrees & I feel funky shit on both calves - cursory inspection show my fore legs to be many degrees darker than they should be (roughly a bazillion seed ticks) and it could be seen to be traveling north!!!
A quick scream announced my becoming nekkid (tenners and all) - tossed that shit in the bucket & hauled ass to the house to jump into the shower.

Not sure who was more amused, Mom or Dad

Fuck - it still gives me a bit o the willies
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Indacouch said:
Lmao ......I've stepped into my fair share of red ant nests on the farms irrigating ,,and had to lose my pants to do the ant dance ,,,to save my testicles .......but that's nothing compared to what you explained above ....((FUCK THAT))

I swear it made me feel like I had a bug crawling on my leg just reading that shit ..lol.....il take my red ants and pipes full of shit water over a bazillion ticks any day .
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{{BB shudders and checks cupboard to make sure he has a fresh can of 100% DEET}}
 
Bareback

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Well today is a sad day, my grandma is 98' and is sick not eating not drinking not responding to verbals . I just hope I get there in time to say my goodbyes. She has already out lived 3 of children including Moma ,1 husband and 4 boy friends. I was told her last words to her nurse was fuck you , Grandma was a special kind of personality . I will miss her cussing my aunt that I can't stand lol. She worked in a cotton mill for 55 years and was never sick just couldn't hear shit
 
420God

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Bareback said:
Well today is a sad day, my grandma is 98' and is sick not eating not drinking not responding to verbals . I just hope I get there in time to say my goodbyes. She has already out lived 3 of children including Moma ,1 husband and 4 boy friends. I was told her last words to her nurse was fuck you , Grandma was a special kind of personality . I will miss her cussing my aunt that I can't stand lol. She worked in a cotton mill for 55 years and was never sick just couldn't hear shit
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Sorry to hear. :-(
 
Nugachino

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I fixed up the back gate. And secured a small board to the gap my dog had pushed through. Little shit is Houdini some days. Gonna have to tack up some new shadecloth soon too. He's gone and put holes in it with his claws by jumping up on it all the time.
 
Grandpapy

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Bareback said:
Well today is a sad day, my grandma is 98' and is sick not eating not drinking not responding to verbals . I just hope I get there in time to say my goodbyes. She has already out lived 3 of children including Moma ,1 husband and 4 boy friends. I was told her last words to her nurse was fuck you , Grandma was a special kind of personality . I will miss her cussing my aunt that I can't stand lol. She worked in a cotton mill for 55 years and was never sick just couldn't hear shit
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I hope you make it. good thoughts to you.
 
lokie

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Bareback said:
Well today is a sad day, my grandma is 98' and is sick not eating not drinking not responding to verbals . I just hope I get there in time to say my goodbyes. She has already out lived 3 of children including Moma ,1 husband and 4 boy friends. I was told her last words to her nurse was fuck you , Grandma was a special kind of personality . I will miss her cussing my aunt that I can't stand lol. She worked in a cotton mill for 55 years and was never sick just couldn't hear shit
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I like this part.

I feel your pain man.
 
curious2garden

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Gary Goodson said:
Worst birthday ever! I got drunk and passed out. Woke up and the fire was out on the smoker. I might've ruined Christmas! Oh well, it's only a prime brisket:roll:


Fuck me in my dickhole!
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Damn that is frustrating but I bet it will be fine. Briskets are resilient beasts! Mine just entered stall I need to wrap it.

Bareback said:
Well today is a sad day, my grandma is 98' and is sick not eating not drinking not responding to verbals . I just hope I get there in time to say my goodbyes. She has already out lived 3 of children including Moma ,1 husband and 4 boy friends. I was told her last words to her nurse was fuck you , Grandma was a special kind of personality . I will miss her cussing my aunt that I can't stand lol. She worked in a cotton mill for 55 years and was never sick just couldn't hear shit
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I hope you get there too, sounds like you had a wonderful grandmother.
 
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