Random Jibber Jabber Thread

neosapien

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I just paid a lil fat kid in my neighborhood $10 to mow my lawn. He looked to be like 11-12 years old. He was so sweaty and tired looking when he was done. I had to give him an extra 5 bucks and a cold bottle of water for doing such a good job.

I wouldn't have even seen him walking by if I wasn't outside drinking a beer and watching the grill. So we both won! But the lil fucker didn't edge my shit up. Now I'm gonna have to get out there tomorrow or this weekend.
And that right there, is how you single-handedly saved the economy.
 

Blue Wizard

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I just paid a lil fat kid in my neighborhood $10 to mow my lawn. He looked to be like 11-12 years old. He was so sweaty and tired looking when he was done. I had to give him an extra 5 bucks and a cold bottle of water for doing such a good job.

I wouldn't have even seen him walking by if I wasn't outside drinking a beer and watching the grill. So we both won! But the lil fucker didn't edge my shit up. Now I'm gonna have to get out there tomorrow or this weekend.
Trickle down economics in action.
 
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