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evergreengardener

evergreengardener

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A teacher asked her six grade class how many of them were Hillary Clinton fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.

The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different.... AGAIN. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Hillary Clinton fan".

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my mom's a Republican and my dads a Republican, so I'm a Republican".

Annoyed by his answer. The teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you"?

Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan".
 
april

april

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GrowUrOwnDank said:
Oh. And one more thing. I was up drinking my coffee 5 hours ago. Then I went on a road trip even across state lines to have a very special breakfast at a cozy little diner place I know. I had the Western Omelet with biscuit and gravy. And it was Deeelish. Let me tell you. Anyway, while I was out I stopped and reupped my lottos for 10 draws each. Both the Mega Millions and Powerball. Now, y'all better hope my numbers don't hit! WHY? I'll tell ya why. Because if my numbers hit. I am gonna buy this website, fire all the mods and put my very special new friend and guardian angel, @april in charge. And she's gonna BAN ALL YALL!

Peace and love.
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Umm no..please leave me out of this...wowsers. ..
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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GrowUrOwnDank said:
Oh. And one more thing. I was up drinking my coffee 5 hours ago. Then I went on a road trip even across state lines to have a very special breakfast at a cozy little diner place I know. I had the Western Omelet with biscuit and gravy. And it was Deeelish. Let me tell you. Anyway, while I was out I stopped and reupped my lottos for 10 draws each. Both the Mega Millions and Powerball. Now, y'all better hope my numbers don't hit! WHY? I'll tell ya why. Because if my numbers hit. I am gonna buy this website, fire all the mods and put my very special new friend and guardian angel, @april in charge. And she's gonna BAN ALL YALL!

Peace and love.
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remember in that pokemon thread..your latest post.. where a lame "liked" said post


it was an accident
 
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GrowUrOwnDank

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mr sunshine said:
Peace and love bro, peace and love. Tell your mom I'm back.
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Seriously bro. She's been dead for years and she wasn't that pretty to begin with. Just what kind of incredibly sick stuff are you into? Seriously man. I've been bullied and I'm very sad. My gosh man. What other relentless abuse must I take before? Someone realizes I'm a person too! Please. Peace and love is all I got left. o_O
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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GrowUrOwnDank said:
Seriously bro. She's been dead for years and she wasn't that pretty to begin with. Just what kind of incredibly sick stuff are you into? Seriously man. I've been bullied and I'm very sad. My gosh man. What other relentless abuse must I take before? Someone realizes I'm a person too! Please. Peace and love is all I got left. o_O
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Where exactly is she buried, if you dont mind me asking?
 
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GrowUrOwnDank

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oh. Sorry. She was cremated. RIP mom.

Anyway bru. I don't mind you asking.

Damn. I invited this very sweet lady over last night. Damn. I passed the fuck out. Damn. She came an couldn't get in. Damn. She sweet too. The best friend a guy could have. Damn.
 
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