Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Big_Lou

Well-Known Member
Ain't this some SHIT...fuckin lowlife poobutt redneck....unreal....




Red Bang Bang Chinese
June 20 at 2:00pm ·
In the interest of being completely transparent about our business practices and having an open dialogue with our customers, I wanted to reach out to the Red Bang Bang community and let you know about a recent development at our Maxwell and Limestone location.
On June 19th, I got a phone call about the situation and I went to our restaurant as soon as possible. When I got there, my employee told me what happened, he said this customer had paid for their food, left, and had come back about 10 minutes later claiming they had been eating our carry-out food when they discovered an entire dead mouse body in their food. Yes... my jaw dropped as well. I immediately told them, if they felt sick they needed to go to the hospital.
Naturally I find this very hard to believe due to our transparent food service. All of our food is prepared in the view of our customers as well as being served immediately behind a glass barrier. It is for this reason it is unlikely for either our cooks, our customer, our servers, or our cashiers to not notice this highly atypical take out option immediately.
With that said, after visiting our nameless customer in the hospital, and after the customer was discharge, the customer proceeded to come to me and ask, "What do you think is fair?” The customer first asked for $25,000 dollars. It was at this moment, when the customer was more worried about the payout then a speedy recovery, that I knew I was being approached by someone with malicious intention.
I entrust a lot of responsibility in my employees and therefore have no doubt that their concern for our customers is resolute. As my patrons and my community, I hope you will not fall prey to any further false allegations that may be thrown at us by this customer.
As an additional note, we have proactively contacted the Fayette Health Department to request an immediate inspection. I cannot release and will not comment on any further details due to my legal counsel.
We are a small business. We live and work beside our customers. We feel your joy and your pain as members of the Lexington-Fayette community. Please stand beside us so that we can continue serving you with excellent service and food at blue collar prices.
Thank You,
Cai Dong

I've known this guy and eaten his food for years, and Cai is a good dude. The restaurant is always spotless and the food always fresh, nothing but SHINING stainless steel and CLEAN practices. This is a blatant case of a shitbag pillhead looking for the big score.
Now because of this stunt, the Health Department is "investigating" the restaurant, forever staining the place regardless of the outcome.
:cry: >:(

RACISM
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Ain't this some SHIT...fuckin lowlife poobutt redneck....unreal....




Red Bang Bang Chinese
June 20 at 2:00pm ·
In the interest of being completely transparent about our business practices and having an open dialogue with our customers, I wanted to reach out to the Red Bang Bang community and let you know about a recent development at our Maxwell and Limestone location.
On June 19th, I got a phone call about the situation and I went to our restaurant as soon as possible. When I got there, my employee told me what happened, he said this customer had paid for their food, left, and had come back about 10 minutes later claiming they had been eating our carry-out food when they discovered an entire dead mouse body in their food. Yes... my jaw dropped as well. I immediately told them, if they felt sick they needed to go to the hospital.
Naturally I find this very hard to believe due to our transparent food service. All of our food is prepared in the view of our customers as well as being served immediately behind a glass barrier. It is for this reason it is unlikely for either our cooks, our customer, our servers, or our cashiers to not notice this highly atypical take out option immediately.
With that said, after visiting our nameless customer in the hospital, and after the customer was discharge, the customer proceeded to come to me and ask, "What do you think is fair?” The customer first asked for $25,000 dollars. It was at this moment, when the customer was more worried about the payout then a speedy recovery, that I knew I was being approached by someone with malicious intention.
I entrust a lot of responsibility in my employees and therefore have no doubt that their concern for our customers is resolute. As my patrons and my community, I hope you will not fall prey to any further false allegations that may be thrown at us by this customer.
As an additional note, we have proactively contacted the Fayette Health Department to request an immediate inspection. I cannot release and will not comment on any further details due to my legal counsel.
We are a small business. We live and work beside our customers. We feel your joy and your pain as members of the Lexington-Fayette community. Please stand beside us so that we can continue serving you with excellent service and food at blue collar prices.
Thank You,
Cai Dong

I've known this guy and eaten his food for years, and Cai is a good dude. The restaurant is always spotless and the food always fresh, nothing but SHINING stainless steel and CLEAN practices. This is a blatant case of a shitbag pillhead looking for the big score.
Now because of this stunt, the Health Department is "investigating" the restaurant, forever staining the place regardless of the outcome.
:cry: >:(

RACISM
Depends on how the outcome is handled. HD clears restaurant and Cai either sues, presses charges, and or publicaly ridicules the malefactor. Done right, anyone who looks up the place for health violations will also see a clearance and the back story
 

Big_Lou

Well-Known Member
Depends on how the outcome is handled. HD clears restaurant and Cai either sues, presses charges, and or publicaly ridicules the malefactor. Done right, anyone who looks up the place for health violations will also see a clearance and the back story
Solid points. But you also know how the general public clings to these things. Oftentimes regardless of the outcome, the original charge/accusation lingers in the public conscience. (Smaller-minded people, granted, but still...)

Person A: "Wasn't he charged with being a coke kingpin?"
Person B: "Well, yeah, but he was found innocent and cleared of all charges."
Person A: "Huh. But yeah, that's the dude that WAS charged with selling all that coke, right?"

Ugh
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Solid points. But you also know how the general public clings to these things. Oftentimes regardless of the outcome, the original charge/accusation lingers in the public conscience. (Smaller-minded people, granted, but still...)

Person A: "Wasn't he charged with being a coke kingpin?"
Person B: "Well, yeah, but he was found innocent and cleared of all charges."
Person A: "Huh. But yeah, that's the dude that WAS charged with selling all that coke, right?"

Ugh
Perhaps, but I don't recall McDonald's hurt by the scalding coffee incident. It's like poker, an expert can win with just a pair. No one gets thru life unscathed, justly or unjustly; it's how you deal with it. If I was Cai, I'd make sure to drag the malefactor thru the dirt.

Person A: Wasn't that the restaurant that served a mouse?
Person B: It was accused; but cleared due to the meth head freak who faked it. BTW, the same methfreak was arrested for kiddy diddling and sueing the daycare center for not enough security when he was caught.
Person A: Then fuck him, he should be hung
 

StonedFarmer

Well-Known Member
So I went into the doughnut shop all stoned and J asked for two donuts and this bidh goes " you want 6 or just two"

I quickly glanced at the floor and up thinming well im pretty drank and a hefty fellow probably shouldn't i blurted out make it a dozen

I know have more donuts then j need.

finshaggy we got a lawsuit here bro? I think we do
 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member
So I went into the doughnut shop all stoned and J asked for two donuts and this bidh goes " you want 6 or just two"

I quickly glanced at the floor and up thinming well im pretty drank and a hefty fellow probably shouldn't i blurted out make it a dozen

I know have more donuts then j need.

finshaggy we got a lawsuit here bro? I think we do
Aim Fucking High!
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qwizoking

Well-Known Member
i was takin a shit.. went pee, got the last bit out, in process dick lifted too high and hot piss on my oants
finished a 6 pack though right quick..
i think im gonna get a horchata rockstar i saw at the store and out some rum in it.
i love homadade horchata and rice atole so we'll see.
but im pretty lit ..
its time for a nap...hence the rockstar
 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
i was takin a shit.. went pee, got the last bit out, in process dick lifted too high and hot piss on my oants
finished a 6 pack though right quick..
i think im gonna get a horchata rockstar i saw at the store and out some rum in it.
i love homadade horchata and rice atole so we'll see.
but im pretty lit ..
its time for a nap...hence the rockstar
Smaller cocks tend to do that, when my cock lifts as im taking a shit it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.
 
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