FML
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Every god damn day i knock my head on at least one hood. Fml.
Diabolical666
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what about fly tape? I stick my head in fly tape alllll the time. Actually gives me a shiney coat
Jimmyjonestoo
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I actually don't use fly tape. I'm probably wrong but i feel it just attracts flys.
Unclebaldrick
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Blew a tire now I'm sitting on the side of the freeway. No spare. Fml.
Diabolical666
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did you make it home yet?!
Jimmyjonestoo
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Made it home around 7. Girlfriend came and got me but i couldnt find my 4 way. So we had to go get one, go back and take the tire off, go get the tire changed then go back and put it on. Was indeed an ordeal.
My dog just taught me what an Aural Hematoma is.
FMD'sL
FMD'sL
qwizoking
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Can i just bitch and complain without actually gibinh details im kinda ducjed up
But fml for real
Im act like a hoe and whem.i finally try and settlw down aftaer my divorce.. this girl.been fucjin around
Im jist done.. im cool.singke and no attachments, just some unwholesom fun
I guess
But fml for real
Im act like a hoe and whem.i finally try and settlw down aftaer my divorce.. this girl.been fucjin around
Im jist done.. im cool.singke and no attachments, just some unwholesom fun
I guess
Unclebaldrick
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FML, now I have mail order bride pop-ups from the Philippines.
Downtowntillman
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srh88
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thast a relly cool stoory maan ... you need talk to text lol.. i just imagine youre a giant person with cinder block hands and its hard to type.
also.. fuck that bitch, you got enough going on.. dont need someone running around on you
StonedFarmer
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I signed up for a program today to get back into culinary. Requirement says reading comprehension must be at grade 10 level. For a moment I didnt know what they meant FML
qwizoking
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Dude thats why i hate fucking touch screen
Ya fuck that bitch i was just trying to settle down
I hit up a few of my old girls. And i know they down.
I keep a few on a string for a rason. So got 3 new gfs .....today...maybe it was yesterday idk
Like a boss
And on the cool i been munching like 30mg of klonopin a day lots of morphine weed and coke the past few days so thats been messing with my typing
I think im good on this post besides maybe like commas and bs
Ya fuck that bitch i was just trying to settle down
I hit up a few of my old girls. And i know they down.
I keep a few on a string for a rason. So got 3 new gfs .....today...maybe it was yesterday idk
Like a boss
And on the cool i been munching like 30mg of klonopin a day lots of morphine weed and coke the past few days so thats been messing with my typing
I think im good on this post besides maybe like commas and bs
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Diabolical666
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wait wut?!!?? she cheated around on you...you self destruct....but you have been cheating all along as well....pffft
Diabolical666
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dude my grill is totaled...it looks like a crushed tin can. clockin 80mph winds out here...all the snow is probaly just accumulating on my driveway only..FML
UncleBuck
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dgthumb
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I heard eating lots of fruits might help.