Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[curious2garden]

They do I can't get on base tho I'm a forgein national until all my paperwork is done I'm not allowed on
And I don't trust hubby to pick things out they only have a small selection

How is it possible that the red tape is inversley proportional to the tools we have to solve it! I SWEAR TO GOD!

anchor baby

 

[6ohMax]

Hahaha reppin Colorado. ...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

How is it possible that the red tape is inversley proportional to the tools we have to solve it! I SWEAR TO GOD!

One would think that computers would be able to crunch the data quickly, but that's not always the case.
A couple of years back my shop needed to get TWIC cards & we all applied at the same time.
The first one approved was a dude that had been a meth head for 20 years with a yard long rap sheet & in prison more often than not.
Because I was born overseas it took over 8 months to get approved despite a career in the military and a secret security clearance.

WTF!!

 

[6ohMax]

 

[lahadaextranjera]

If you have a big dick you don't need big biceps.

Butt is a must tho.

Well he certainly doesn't drive a flash sports car! Lol!

 

[tyler.durden]

I was quoting someone else. Assholes are ugly, in all senses… (except maybe bleached…)

 

[tyler.durden]

One would think that computers would be able to crunch the data quickly, but that's not always the case.
A couple of years back my shop needed to get TWIC cards & we all applied at the same time.
The first one approved was a dude that had been a meth head for 20 years with a yard long rap sheet & in prison more often than not.
Because I was born overseas it took over 8 months to get approved despite a career in the military and a secret security clearance.

WTF!!

What I'm getting from your story is that you should start smoking meth...

 

[xxMissxx]

my poor ladies R under attack! fuck a doodle just shumuched 12 x caterpillars .... green gooooo comes out!!!
wishing wishing wishing it was a different kind of caterpillar!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

We will have to agree to disagree on that one. I've met some people who were ugly to all the senses and were a terrible person to boot.
Just a complete waste of air, never mind food and water. Terrible, terrible, people.

Yeah I would think the shit sock throwers fit into this category. After all, how the fuck do you fill a sock with shit? A trowel? Hands? Human or animal shit?

 

[Gary Goodson]

I have poop in my teeth

 

[Yessica...]

I have poop in my teeth

Probably just coffee grounds…

 

[a senile fungus]

I have poop in my teeth

Probably just coffee grounds…

Definitely poop.

Gary and I hung out last night because you wouldn't give me a footie.

He's my plan B.

(No offense Gary)

 

[Gary Goodson]

Definitely poop.

Gary and I hung out last night because you wouldn't give me a footie.

He's my plan B.

(No offense Gary)

None taken, I'm my own plan B!

It's like, no one else is around, I guess I'll play with myself

 

[a senile fungus]

None taken, I'm my own plan B!

It's like, no one else is around, I guess I'll play with myself

This is why we're friends...


... friends who do meth together, stay together, right?

 

[Gary Goodson]

I would run over to that bed and let her do that to my butthole

 

[Blue Wizard]

Yeah I would think the shit sock throwers fit into this category. After all, how the fuck do you fill a sock with shit? A trowel? Hands? Human or animal shit?

Smelled like baby shit. I took a picture of the sock but it came out too blurry and looked like a brown blob, otherwise you would have got pics.

 

[Indagrow]

It's nice when everything is finally dialed in and you just need to add water... Took long enough

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Agree'd.
I never did like messing with all the bottles & meters & shit.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Nielsen sent me a packet so I can rate what I watch on TV. I haven't had cable since 2002.

 

[Blue Wizard]

There were two brand new $1 bills in there, I guess that's to ship it back to them. I'm keeping the $2 and chunking the rest.