The UK Growers Thread!

WisdomFarmer

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Evening, had to sit & listen to my demented , witch of a Ma go on & on & fucking on for 5 hrs in the jag today on way back from clittoris .i could have easily crashed car & welcomed death !, she's got dementia coming, asking me were the people were going as if I knew every fucker on motorway ,& what's in those buildings , pointing to every fucking shed & building in fields . To top it off , aunty Columbo was in the back , sweating all over the upholstery !!!!, stop the world ,I want to get off .
 

WisdomFarmer

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My brother realy fucking gets on my thrupneys at times , he pulled 40 oz of some mixed cheese he grew, didn't dry proply , jared it , locked it away & fucked off for 2 week to frog land. I told him till I was fucking blue how to dry tidy , he left me tiny bit to try, it was still wet & wank, I was fucking fuming today , couldn't even turn jars out ,it was locked away, he musta thought ide theive it ! Well fuck him , hope he's got 40 0z of mould when he gets back !, wish ta fuck I had a pad to grow. Pissed me off most, the trust thing, I wouldn't theive a pen from argos ! Fat cunt !
 

irish4:20

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My brother realy fucking gets on my thrupneys at times , he pulled 40 oz of some mixed cheese he grew, didn't dry proply , jared it , locked it away & fucked off for 2 week to frog land. I told him till I was fucking blue how to dry tidy , he left me tiny bit to try, it was still wet & wank, I was fucking fuming today , couldn't even turn jars out ,it was locked away, he musta thought ide theive it ! Well fuck him , hope he's got 40 0z of mould when he gets back !, wish ta fuck I had a pad to grow. Pissed me off most, the trust thing, I wouldn't theive a pen from argos ! Fat cunt !
Know wer ur cmin from man but this shows ppls thru feelins and now that u know u can hav a fckn great lauf wen he gets bak .... fckn win/win in my eyes :)
 
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