Break ups: The survivors guide. WITH SCHEMATICS. Please add your 2 cents...

Yessica...

Yessica...

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WeedFreak78 said:
Science camp? Are these "the kids"..? Are you now just hanging out with carboard cutouts..?
WILSON!!!!!!!!
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hahahahaha

Those creepy little wooden people? It's SCIENCE.

So what the teachers that run the camp have done over the years, is put hats on the wooden children and then seeds on those hats. The birds come and eat the seeds off the hats and are now trained to do so.

So when groups of school children go there, they wear hats, and the birds will eat seeds right off of their hats.

Cool eh?

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Yessica...

Yessica...

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mainliner said:

because cute
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Awwwwwwwes - that IS cute.

You FINALLY said "nice tits" to me!!!!! I figured you for an asexual after all these boner-inducing photos from the RIU members and no mention of anything on your end except for kittens and tea...

I hope you got a weird boner! hahahha

Have any more cute pictures? It's going to be a rough day today.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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neosapien said:
Did you like my hand? I know it's kind of rough, cuz I'm a working man, but you seem like someone who likes a strong hand holding her throat. I mean hand.
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Pre my current boyfriend I did have a phase where I really really liked a strong man holding my throat.

Once the sand clears from my vagina and I feel like I can have sex without crying after, I may just have to revisit some of those old sexual deviancies...

Oh, and yes I like your hand.
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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Yessica... said:
Are you saying your wife DID leave you, and you got over it?

OOOOOorrrrr...if your current wife did at some point in time leave you, you hypothetically would get over it?

I can't read your mind.....Yet.
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If she left me. lol, kids are nothing like dogs I'm a dumb ass I'm like how much harder can it be? Yeah, I'm kicking myself in the ass now. lol
 
Doobius1

Doobius1

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Yessi...I could be in T Bay by around 9pm
I will pop one of those little blue pills an hour outside of town
We could get baked and then have crazy rebound sex until around midnight, then I'll drive home
Im a stud ya know...
All the ladies at the 'home' call me Studmuffin
Oh ya John Frusciante is overrated too
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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Doobius1 said:
Yessi...I could be in T Bay by around 9pm
I will pop one of those little blue pills an hour outside of town
We could get baked and then have crazy rebound sex until around midnight, then I'll drive home
Im a stud ya know...
All the ladies at the 'home' call me Studmuffin
Oh ya John Frusciante is overrated too
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Yeah, that's why you gonna travel for pussy.........bongsmilie
 
Doobius1

Doobius1

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Yessica... said:
Are you flirtin' with me........?
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No..that would make me a creepy online perv. Im just trying to lighten your mood a bit during these dark times
I would hate to steal that title from the o so many creepy online pervs already on this site

Being single rocks.
1- I sleep when and for as how long as I want
2- I eat whenever and whatever I chose
3- I go out, stay in freely without any 'where were you?'
4- I am the best lover I know.
5- I never ever have to fucking beg, plead or compromise to get the things I want
6- I am happier now than I have ever been
7- Nobody uses sex as form of control on me
8- I got the tv all to myself.
9- I smoke as much pot as I want


I could go on forever. Be single. Be happy. A nice day for a hike but the blackflys are out where I am
 
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Dyna808

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Doobius1 said:
No..that would make me a creepy online perv. Im just trying to lighten your mood a bit during these dark times
I would hate to steal that title from the o so many creepy online pervs already on this site

Being single rocks.
1- I sleep when and for as how long as I want
2- I eat whenever and whatever I chose
3- I go out, stay in freely without any 'where were you?'
4- I am the best lover I know.
5- I never ever have to fucking beg, plead or compromise to get the things I want
6- I am happier now than I have ever been
7- Nobody uses sex as form of control on me
8- I got the tv all to myself.
9- I smoke as much pot as I want


I could go on forever. Be single. Be happy. A nice day for a hike but the blackflys are out where I am
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Well said brah. As I was reading I was like yep, yep, yep, yep, fuck yeah, I love being single to. I have learned so much about myself sense getting divorced. The main thing I learned is, I'm a part time guy when it comes to women. I don't wanna be, and won't be anyones full time man. I'm perfectly ok with having part time pussy a couple nights a week.

@Yessica... you could be my next part time, just saying...
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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All very good points and good advice.

I am an emotional person, and my body reacts to that. I'm not going to be anyones part time for awhile. I literally feel like my vag would probably seal itself if I tried to have sex right now - hahahaha.

Now is the time for good friends and great wine.
 
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