Waging A Real War On Christmas/Synchronized Hyperspace Event (S.H.E.)

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The Objective in Guerrilla Warfare is not to destroy a stronghold or manufacturing plant or a Town Hall as it might be in traditional warfare. The Objective in Guerrilla Warfare is the Civilians.

Do not think of Christmas as "The Enemy", think of it more as the Cocoon that has been holding this Holiday for us, and we are now pushing it through the shell. The Objective is not to "End Christmas" it is to teach people how to celebrate it to its full potential. They don't have to give up Jesus, but we don't need to give up Mushrooms or Marijuana. We can all have our Holidays, we just need to let everyone know that when they put up a Christmas tree, it's not for Jesus. When they put up lights, its not for Jesus. And when they decorate everything in red, green and white it is not for Jesus. It is for us.
 
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If anyone is reading this and is thinking. "Whatever, those are drugs, Scheduled Drugs over-rule religion", you are SORELY mistaken.

Religious rights protect TONS of Scheduled and FDA disapproved Substances.

Examples:

Here is the Church of Neuroscience. They are not selling "Scheduled" drugs, but if they did not have the religious status they do, they would have been in jail a long time ago for selling people these things that the FDA says are not approved for Human Consumption. They are only approved for possession, sale, trade and giving away for research or novelty purposes. But it is illegal to sell it to someone to eat, but that is the whole basis of their church.
http://www.knborganics.org/

Here is The Native American church, most people know this, but they are allowed to Grow, Posses and Consume Peyote which is a Controlled plant that contains a scheduled substance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_Church

Here is the Temple of True Inner Light, they take one of the things that is not FDA approved (Research Chemicals) called DPT, it is related to DMT and has effects between that of LSD and DMT, and they use it as a sacrament. Similar to communion, and how the Native American church uses peyote.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_the_True_Inner_Light

There is even a Marijuana Church that is not 4,000 years old. There American Headquarters is in Florida and they regularly use Marijuana as a sacrament. Even after some of their members were put in jail for smuggling so much Marijuana into Florida from Jamaica that the Jamaican prime minister even spoke on it when it happened, and said that it was just helping their economy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Zion_Coptic_Church
 
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If you live in a state where Marijuana is Illegal, and you honestly do not feel as if Marijuana is religious to you. There is a plant called Uziza, and a plant called Kava. Both of these are legal across America, and both of them are Cannabinoids. Buy these for yourself, or give them to someone as a Christmas gift.

Both of these plants are related to the regular pepper plant that you use with salt. Uziza contains Caryophyllene, which attaches to the Cannabinoid receptors. Kava contains Kavalactones, which also attach to the Cannabinoid receptors.

Kava can be found on Amazon and various enthnobotanical/entheogen shops. Kava can be made into tea (traditional Indonesian method) or Capsules, it tastes horrible so capsules is best. It will make your tongue numb for a minute if you don't use capsules.

Uziza can only be found on 1 website as far as I am aware. But it is less than 4.00 an oz, so awesome price if you are smoking it. It is traditionally used in Nigeria to make Soup, so you would throw the whole ounce or half or a quarter in a crock pot, and mix it with some meat and Coco Yam (Basically African Soy), then share it with a group or family for a meal. But I have tested it smoking and a joint of it adds to Marijuana and has a light effect of it's own. I have not made butter from it yet for brownies or anything, but I plan on doing that soon and testing it.
http://www.africanshop.shikenan.com/african-food/all/uziza-leaves-1oz
 
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A Cannabinoid that is legal, but is only seasonal, is Sea Urchin Roe. Sea Urchin Eggs and Sperm contains an Endocannabinoid that exists in your brain. You can eat it, or extract it and possibly smoke it, but you can also eat the extraction. Below are links to stores that sell bulk Sea Urchins and Roe. They are seasonal, but this should not be rare. There should be a place selling this in every town that has more than 1 McDonalds. It just makes sense.
http://www.seaurchinmaine.com/seaurchins.html
http://store.catalinaop.com/Sea_Urchin_Uni_Vana_s/112.htm
 
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Also,

If you live in a state where Marijuana is legal, you can mix Uziza and/or Kava and/or Sea Urchin Roe.

And, there are some Non-Cannabinoids that could help also. Lemon Grass Contains Myrcene and you can use it to make a hash. Myrcene helps THC get through the Blood Brain Barrier, and you will get higher if THC and Myrcene are in your system at the same time. Beer also contains Myrcene, from the Hops.

Tylenol is not a Cannabinoid, but it breaks down in to AM-404, which is a "Cannabinoid Reuptake Inhibitor", so if you take a Tylenol before smoking, it should help the Cannabinoids stay in your brain and get used up, instead of going back into the blood stream to be urinated out.
 
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Also,

In America it is legal to brew your own wine or beer, just not to make your own Liquor/Moonshine. I think it is something like 100 Gallons a year you are allowed to brew for personal use. And it is not hard to brew your own wine or beer and you can even make Champagne (not true Champagne, since it's not from that region of France). If you use Bread Yeast you will make weak wine/beer, if you use beer/wine yeast you will get stuff that is a little stronger, if you get Champagne yeast you can make it even stronger, and if you get Distiller's yeast it will be the strongest possible.

Here is how to make Wine, Mead and Champagne:

Wine and Mead are the same, but Wine uses Fruit and Sugar, While Mead uses Honey and Sugar. Mead just means you used Honey.

1. Get a Fermenting Cap or Fermenting lid or whatever it is called, if you search those things it will show up.

2. Whatever Container you use, fill it up about 1/4-1/3 of the way with fruit and sugar, lots of sugar, sugar becomes alcohol. No matter if the container is 1 gallon or 10 gallon, about 1/4-1/3 should be fruit and sugar, before water is added. If you are making Mead you could go up to 1/2 Honey and use less sugar.

3. Mix in Cinnamon or whatever Herb you want to mix in here. Then add water and mix.

4. As long as your water was hot from the sink and not Boiling in a pot before it went in the container, it should be ok to add your yeast. You may want to wait for it to cool a little if your water is extra hot, but about 10-15 minutes after you add the yeast you should start to see bubbles, it may take a little longer and you may have to shine a light through it.

5. If using Wine or Beer or Bread yeast it should take like a month to finish, if you use Distiller's yeast or Champagne yeast, it won't take as long.

6. If you are not making champagne, you would siphon and bottle at this point. If making Champagne, you would add water and Sugar to the bottom of your empty bottles, then add the wine that is finishing. Then once the lids were on the bottles, they would finish fermenting, and this would cause bubbles. This is done with beer and champagne.
 
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If you make your own beer or wine, here are some herbs that are mixed in to a brew sometimes.

Hops: Contains Myrcene, this is the herb that people usually use to make beer.

Bitter Orange Peel: Contains a Noreponepherine, it is used in beer making to make a stimulating beer instead of a depressant.

Lemon Grass: Contains Myrcene, Lemonene and other Terpenes.

Cinnamon: Contains Cinnamaldehyde for smell and flavor

Lemon Peel/Zest: Contains Lemonene

Orange Peel: Contains Lemonene

There are more, but this should be a good list for people just starting. There are also "Fermenting Sweeteners" since Sugar is turned into alcohol, if you want to make your Alcohol sweet there are plants like Stevia that have been used for this forever. It contains a Sweet compound different than sugar, so it does not turn into alcohol and it will still be sweet when you drink it.
 
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Another Herb that was historically used in Wine Making, but us not used very much anymore is White Lotus aka Sacred Lotus. White Lotus contains a compound that attaches to the Dopamine receptors, and in ancient Egypt it was extremely common to let White Lotus sit in wine, then to filter it out and drink it. Or even just leave it in and drink it if it is just a few full flowers instead of a bunch of ground up flowers.
 
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Finshaggy said:
A Cannabinoid that is legal, but is only seasonal, is Sea Urchin Roe. Sea Urchin Eggs and Sperm contains an Endocannabinoid that exists in your brain. You can eat it, or extract it and possibly smoke it, but you can also eat the extraction. Below are links to stores that sell bulk Sea Urchins and Roe. They are seasonal, but this should not be rare. There should be a place selling this in every town that has more than 1 McDonalds. It just makes sense.
http://www.seaurchinmaine.com/seaurchins.html
http://store.catalinaop.com/Sea_Urchin_Uni_Vana_s/112.htm
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So we are eating see urchin cum now ?? How does it taste? Is it sticky?Salty? Light hint of orange's? I love oranges
 
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I just thought of something maybe a lot of people haven't thought of, since I just explained how to make alcohol and where to get Sea Urchins and stuff, I want to point out something.

Before the Industrial Revolution in places where there was no slavery, they had what was called "Cottage Industry". This is where people would do things in their homes, such as sewing or jerky making or food canning or whatever, and every year they would make a little extra, or a lot extra, then someone would come around (a trader) and but the stuff from them that they always bought from them, then they would go sell it to other people for more than they paid.

I heard an Anarcho-Capitalist having a discussion with a Communist, and it made me think. They were talking about the transition of Industrial Capitalism or even Feudalism to Communism, and it made me think of Cottage industry. And then that made me think of the way the Marijuana industry is right now.

Right now the way Marijuana usually works is medical caretakers or dispensaries growing the Marijuana in a cottage industry type way. Some dispensaries have an acre or so indoors, but it's still not any bigger than an Old European Ranch or anything. So we basically have a cottage industry, with the dispensaries growing what they are allowed to, then also buying what they can from other people growing at home. There are a few Hash companies, but this is also mostly how hash is done also.

More people should do this with Alcohol. For example, if someone has a liquor license at their restaurant, they could hire someone to make a house beer. Why is that not completely normal? It's not hard to make beer, it's not illegal to make beer, and TONS of places have liquor licenses.

Same with Tobacco. Pretty much EVERY gas station has the ability to sell Cigarettes, are any of them hiring people to make house blends? Or are they all just getting Marlboro and Camel with all the bullshit in it? Why is it not normal to see local brands for these things? Has anyone reading this ever heard of someone that grows and rolls their own tobacco? It is normal with Marijuana.

Just because we have industry now, we shouldn't just give up on the cottage industry. I have heard of tons of "Microbrews" and stuff, but it shouldn't be like 1 per town. It should be like 1 per bar. And it would be WAY cheaper to sell house blends of stuff than it would to sell stuff you buy.

This could also be done with plants. If someone lives in the suburbs and you and all your friends have yards you have to mow all the time, why not all together, plant like 10 pepper plants in each of your yards, then make some Hot sauce and start selling it locally. We need more "Microbrew" type ideology in the market place. Everyone knows Farmers markets are good, this is something else everyone needs to pick up on.
 
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What Microbrew Means, and How You Can "Microbrew" other things.

Microbrew just means that is was not made in a massive amount. If you make a 1 gallon jug of wine at home, that is a "Microbrew", and if you make 10 gallons in a garage, that is also a Microbrew. I am not sure at what point it stops being a Microbrew, but it just means you didn't make enough to ship around the country or whatever, it's a small amount.

You can also Microbrew other things:

Marijuana and Hash is usually grown and made in "Microbrews". There are not really any industrial hash companies making 100 lb batches of hash or anything like that.

Tobacco can be done in a "Microbrew", if you buy like 100 seeds of 1 plant and grow as many as you can in your yard or whatever (you can grow tobacco for personal use).

Chocolate, if you grow Coco beans or buy like 10-20 lbs of coco beans, then make Coco tea, add chocolate then make that Tea into hash... You have make a "Microbrew" of Chocolate.

Peppermint Hash and Candy, Peppermint is actually an invasive species. If you plant it, it will come back every year. And you can take the leaves and make it in to hash. This can be added it Chocolate or Candy to give it Peppermint flavor.

Candy can be Microbrewed, it's not hard to make candy. All you need it sugar, corn syrup, water, flavor, color & a heat source.

Hot Sauce can be Microbrewed, I have even heard of this happening before. One of our neighbors when I was a kid made his own Hot Sauce, and he went around to Grocery stores and asked if they wanted to put some on their shelves.

Catnip can and SHOULD be "Microbrewed", it is super easy to grow, it keeps Mosquitoes away, and I don't see why anyone should ever buy it at a store when someone is probably growing it near them. You can also make hash or tincture with it and cats love it.
 
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Before Christmas, everyone should invent an Alcoholic Beverage. Some kind of Liquor or Wine or something, and some kind of Mixer.

If you can't think of one, here is a Ceremonial drink, mix poppy seeds in some vodka, filter it out and call it Soma. This is for Ceremonial/Holiday use, as practiced in Vedic/Hindu tradition. It is known as "Hul Gil" in Sumerian Tradition.
 
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How To Get A Christian To Admit They Believe In Reincarnation

First as them "What happens to a Christians when they die and accept Jesus as their savior before they die"

They will say something like "They go to heaven"

Then you ask "Do they get a new body?"

The Christian will say "Yes"

Ask them "What is the Rapture?"

They should tell you something like "It's when God takes all his people" and they might talk about how there are "7 years of tribulation" after that.

Ask them "What happens after the 7 years of Tribulation?"

They should say something like "Jesus comes back to establish his Kingdom on Earth."

Ask them "And what happens to heaven?"

They should say something like "It will come to Earth".

So they believe they will be given new bodies, then come back to this planet.
 
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