How Are your STOOLS lately?

[Hookabelly]

So things are a bit constipated on RIU lately… (where IS everyone anyway?) Let's class it up shall we?

There's actually a chart for this. Classic. I'm ordering one for all my family and friends for Christmas:

The Bristol Stool Chart:
Where do you rank? Discuss…..

 

[UncleReemis]

I'm having a hard time matching mine to the chart. I pmed a pic so you can help me!

 

[shnkrmn]

Three legged and hard to pass. Hard to flush too.

 

[Diabolical666]

What type is it that when its like a cork in a bottle...the cork shoots out and the rest is liquids? Champagne type?type 1/7?
I think we are getting too old when we are discussing size, color and frequency of our bowels

 

[Diabolical666]

Three legged and hard to pass. Hard to flush too.

what happened to the hamsters other leg?

 

[LetsGetCritical]

"fluffy pieces" ,,,lol

 

[Dankfactory]

Working on an espresso induced type 4 as i pen this, however my go-to is typically a fiber laden type 3. Carry on.

 

[Diabolical666]

espresso dragon lmao @Dankfactory

 

[curious2garden]

Ahhh shit, scatology! I learned that in the trenches.

 

[sunni]

number 4 is actually considered the best, but 3 is really good too, im usually 3-4 mostly because my diet is extremely high in fiber

 

[LetsGetCritical]

this is a really shit thread

 

[curious2garden]

this is a really shit thread

about a pound




























hahaha beat you to it @chewberto

 

[Magic Mike]

Usually a large diameter curled #3 in the morning. followed by several #3~#4's after. Things really ease out as I take digestive enzymes and probiotics and fiber. Digestion for me has never been smoother. It's a breeze to drop one. I fill the whole bowl up several times a day as everything I eat the day before is completely digested, very efficient digestion and increased nutrient uptake and energy levels.

Good topic maybe this thread will attract Pinworm.

 

[Skuxx]

Type 2 and type 4... several times a day. When I get drunk I can expect watery, green shit for a couple days.

 

[Hookabelly]

what happened to the hamsters other leg?

 

[SnapsProvolone]

Like a golden egg!

 

[Hookabelly]

I think I'm about a 4,

 

[Skuxx]

I like how they compare it to sausage. Who the fuck compares their shit to sausage?

 

[tytheguy111]

 

[mr mustache]

1 and 7 ONLY.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

This is literally old people talk. When I worked with old people, they all talked about illness, shit and medicine. What great memories they block with countless comments of their shit and piss.