Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Mr. Bongwater

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idk about americans but in canada 18 your officially an adult and 19 you can buy booze, maybe its different there? idk, im not oblivious i know im 19 young and stupid but it aint no teenage boy antics u nig nong
 

Mr. Bongwater

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No, but you are a teenager, and the only congenital mutant around here bragging about drinking and driving.
wasn't bragging i was just making a random statement, thats the concept of the random jibber jabber thread aint it? i don't think its cool to drink and drive its just considered pretty normal here to have a few drinks without getting drunk and go for a drive. and who do u think u are to judge me and call me a congenital mutant yo i thought stoners are generally friendly and accepting, but i guess not for americans
 

Mr. Bongwater

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im an adult despite what anybody says and i can make my own stupid, careless decisions okay lol. i can go to jail for a long fuckin time for what i got at the moment, 8 grams of black tar herion whats for sale and only half mine lol money is money when your on the struggle its not like its going to addicts, its going to a a couple who do it once a month for sexual reasons! god damn this whisky is getting me drunk faast
 

Singlemalt

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driving around in a cavalier last night drinking homebrew out of pop bottles, smoking weed and cigs, squealing tires everywhere, right fucking sick. if we lived in a city we wouldn't be able to do that shit
Is this the standard activity of Newfies of all ages when they have a drink? Do your parents do this?
 

Yessica...

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Oh FUCK @charface - I was JUST in the middle of making a RANDO jibber jabber...and you went and had to make it all RELEVANT.

It was originally supposed to be followed by hot laid Giffies - but for some reason it seems stuck on JUST this one.

Is it a sign? Who bloody knows.

There's no place like home...there's NO place like home...
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Ok I'm still posting the girls...Fuck it takes a long time to add multiple giffies. Fuck
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I'm stopping at this. I'm too impatient.
 

Mr. Bongwater

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Is this the standard activity of Newfies of all ages when they have a drink? Do your parents do this?
well, theres townie newfies what ain't that different then americans, but then theres coast newfies and theres a lot of drinkin and driving and yes my dad has done it before, i respect u enough to answer your question despite the following bullshit and judgments that will come with it
 

charface

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Oh FUCK @charface - I was JUST in the middle of making a RANDO jibber jabber...and you went and had to make it all RELEVANT.

It was originally supposed to be followed by hot laid Giffies - but for some reason it seems stuck on JUST this one.

Is it a sign? Who bloody knows.

There's no place like home...there's NO place like home...
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Ok I'm still posting the girls...Fuck it takes a long time to add multiple giffies. Fuck
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I'm stopping at this. I'm too impatient.
Now if the whole world could grasp those.
Concepts we would beon our way.
 

giggles26

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idk about americans but in canada 18 your officially an adult and 19 you can buy booze, maybe its different there? idk, im not oblivious i know im 19 young and stupid but it aint no teenage boy antics u nig nong
I don't know about you but last time I checked 19 was still a teenager, notice the teen at the end when you say it.

So yea I'm gonna go with stupid on this one.

I could have more fun talking to a tree
 

Singlemalt

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Listen kid, life is an actuary table....most of us have done stupid stuff that coulda got us killed or some life fuck. Then, forces beyond your control, also get a vote in your life and circumstances putting you into a situation that can get you killed or life fuck ya. Follow me? Statistics start to unfavor you
 

Mr. Bongwater

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I don't know about you but last time I checked 19 was still a teenager, notice the teen at the end when you say it.

So yea I'm gonna go with stupid on this one.

I could have more fun talking to a tree
once again, adult is most likely older in the states......but here its 18, despite the "teen" i was taught that nether the less..
 

Mr. Bongwater

Well-Known Member
Listen kid, life is an actuary table....most of us have done stupid stuff that coulda got us killed or some life fuck. Then, forces beyond your control, also get a vote in your life and circumstances putting you into a situation that can get you killed or life fuck ya. Follow me? Statistics start to unfavor you
i know its stupid man to drink and drive okay, I've been having dreams recently of being drunk and dying in a car accident to be honest lol but dreams are only your brains imagination at work, or could it be god warning you? who knows. u only live once
 
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