The Worlds Most Hyped and Overrated Things....

[oldtimer54]

The Royal Family
Obama
Tax free weekend
Cheap gas
Liveable wage
Border security
Fracking
Google
Facebook

 

[gabechihua]

I can't believe it took 6 pages for someone to say facebook.

 

[Yessica...]

1. New cars: like right off the lot when you pay for an ass-raping charge, as well as the car.

2. Bottle-service: because I think it always comes with a side of Douche.

3. Jersey Shore, Kardashians, or any other tv show/ reality tv show that glorifies completely useless, inane people and their existence.

 

[Padawanbater2]

I'm still going Saturday. Seems a once in a lifetime opportunity, and who knows how it plays out. She really, really likes me. Having played it out a thousand times in my head, I am kind of excited to fulfill her rape fantasy and smack her around a bit, probably choke her a little (surprise for her).

yeah, I wish the gif would work. I saved the pic as "priorities" she's face down, getting her head beat in and all she can think of is to pull her pants up to cover har fat. Crazy. I posted the gif in NSFW.

 

[Padawanbater2]

FYI: that's the advantage of pussy over ass, no shit comes out of it. You're SO gay!

Shit doesn't come out of the ass after you fuck if you're doing it right

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Padawanker, you spent two days searching through my posts?

 

[Padawanbater2]

Padawanker, you spent two days searching through my posts?

Hardly, it took me 5 minutes to find both of those quotes

Feel free to address them though..

 

[ttystikk]

MY BALLS.

 

[Padawanbater2]

OOOh, nothing yet.. must be good!

 

[Yessica...]

I can't believe it took 6 pages for someone to say facebook.

 

[Red1966]

I would say toilets and toilet paper are the most overhyped and overrated things ever, why not just poo in the river like a normal person

Normal people don't poo in the river

 

[Yessica...]

Normal people don't poo in the river

Looks pretty normal to me....

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Me. I'm super fucking tired of people telling me how fucking awesome I am, and how they want to be like me and asking if I offer classes on how to be me.

No, I don't. Now leave me the fuck alone.

14" dead hang is a "true monster" as many have pointed out, yes it has the girth of a road cone, but there's way more pressing stuff at hand than me and my monster cock.

 

[Yessica...]

Me. I'm super fucking tired of people telling me how fucking awesome I am, and how they want to be like me and asking if I offer classes on how to be me.

No, I don't. Now leave me the fuck alone.

14" dead hang is a "true monster" as many have pointed out, yes it has the girth of a road cone, but there's way more pressing stuff at hand than me and my monster cock.

In the immortal words of Garfield:

Pfffffffft...

I've seen bigger...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

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In the immortal words of Garfield:

Pfffffffft...

I've seen bigger...

You liked that shit when you had it.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Has nobody said hipsters yet?

 

[theexpress]

condoms... its like takin a shower with ur clothes on...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

condoms... its like takin a shower with ur clothes on...

Or like eating a steak with a balloon on your tongue

 

[theexpress]

Or like eating a steak with a balloon on your tongue

or drinking alcohal free beer

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Hardly, it took me 5 minutes to find both of those quotes

Feel free to address them though..

One is about a gif of a girl getting beat up by another girl and all she can think to do is pull her pants up so her fat ass isn't exposed. Pretty self evident to most non rapists.

The other is about a girl at a strip club who wanted my junk too. Again, pretty self explanatory to a non rapist.

Your turn. Explain this thread in which you shit the bed and let everyone know what a fucked up raper you really are:

https://www.rollitup.org/t/ladies-have-you-ever-felt-like-you-might-be-in-a-potentially-dangerous-situation.659634/