You know youre a good grower when...

[KLITE]

...you can tell the ph of your solution by taste alone.

Not managed to sleep in two bloody days and im starting to get silly, lets hear more of those please.

 

[minnesmoker]

You smoke a joint and get ripped...

 

[dirtyho1968]

You recycle your soil.

 

[charface]

people pretend to enjoy being around you.

 

[Pinworm]

Your patients are happy, and your bills are paid.

 

[dirtyho1968]

God I hate bills.

 

[LegalizeNature420]

You're waiting at the drive thru and you notice their planted trees have a nitrogen deficiency.

 

[Cobnobuler]

...You blaze one up with somebody that doesn't know you grow....and they say, WoW, what the fuck was that, where'd you get that shit...?
""...I got connections in the big city..you dont get shit like that 'round here. """

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

I let my wife's uncle who has forgotten about more herbs than ive seen in my life, smokes a couples pulls and tries to get up to go home and cant!

 

[clint308]

Ever tried drinking radiator fluid ? my mate did it thinking it was green cordial i had in my car (my fault)
He spewed up for 5 hrs !!!!!

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

can you say renal failure?

 

[profterpen]

... the electric company sends you a birthday card.

My friends call me Bunny

 

[SnapsProvolone]

When you grow top shelf bigtime in an illegal state for a long time without getting to visit prison your doing something...

 

[profterpen]

... the K9 unit stops driving by cause it throws his dog off for a week.

Bunny

 

[brek]

...You can't remember what it feels like to be out of weed.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

You spend most of your time with the pros - in talk n toke.

 

[Dimebagwylde Wylde]

You're drifting off to sleep and all you see is your plants.

 

[Dimebagwylde Wylde]

...You can't remember what it feels like to be out of weed.

Ugh....I remember those days.

 

[chewberto]

When your plants look like this.

 

[racerboy71]

when you realize half the people in magazines like high times don't know how to grow good bud..