ricky1lung
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Cats and dog both make good pets.
Both have benefits and downfalls.
Cats and dog both make good pets.
Both have benefits and downfalls.
The fuck cats thread
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Sativied
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Dogs shit more than cats. They eat more too. I think those two might actually be related. 
My cat can mind-fuck the shit out of most dogs. That's their special power, mindfucking. Take the cat below for example. He mind-fucks people into thinking it's a miracle hero cat, or just useless talent, or feeding on human souls even... while in reality it's far more simple. One of those magic tricks that are so obvious in hindsight, once you realize...
...the cat is what killed them.
My cat can mind-fuck the shit out of most dogs. That's their special power, mindfucking. Take the cat below for example. He mind-fucks people into thinking it's a miracle hero cat, or just useless talent, or feeding on human souls even... while in reality it's far more simple. One of those magic tricks that are so obvious in hindsight, once you realize...
...the cat is what killed them.
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TigerClock
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Christmas tree icicle?
dirtyho1968
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Wtf? You playing with string again? Or was that GWN with the string and the geese?
ricky1lung
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Do you have a door?
dirtsurfr
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BWAHAAHAHA!!!! I just saw this
PeyoteReligion
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Padawanbater2
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I'm not a fan of cats. I like big cats, like lions n shit, but housecats are useless, loud, smelly annoying fuckbags that never clean up after themselves. My moms friend used to live with my family and with her, she brought 2 cats. It would go out every night and return every morning by scratching at my sliding glass door to my bedroom. It would wake me up at 7am every goddamn morning! Eventually it scratched a hole through the screen to the glass and just started clawing on the glass. Living in southern CA, it would get hot as fuck, even at night, so I'd leave the window open with the now gaping hole through the screen for it to get in, it would bring in dead animals from the neighborhood and dismember them in the middle of my bedroom floor. I woke up to more than a few bird and mice bloodbaths, as if the cat just wanted to torture them, the crime scene was no less than 4' in circumference, just a circle of mutilated death, blood, fur, feathers, even a scorpion once! Awesome waking up to that shit right before school for months on end..
Their shit smells so goddamn wretched I dry heave when they use their litter box. What the fuck are cats eating to make their shit smell so goddamn bad?
A couple seasons ago, I had a pretty decent garden outside with some nice soil I bought because my yard has shit for soil with no nutrients. So I spent like $100-$200 for bags of soil, planted the seeds, and took care of the garden for a couple months, then right before harvest time for my peas and corn, the neighborhood cats (around 4 or 5 big ass orange Tabby cat assholes who all fight and bitch among themselves) came and shit and pissed in it, I even had one big fat white motherfucker leave a big dead rat right in the middle of the gorgeous sea of peas, as if to taunt me. Faggot cats. I picked up their shit from my garden week after week, they treated it like their own personal litter box, rendering all my work and all the vegetables that came in useless.
If I ever plant anything outside my house again, I'll be sure to keep the slingshot on hand for those demon bastard spawn. Housecats are noisy assholes that stink like shit and ruin your day, who constantly need to be pet, that's another thing, they fuckin' beg and beg and beg to be pet, BITCH, if I want to fucking pet you, I'll pet you, fuck your pretentious cat ass for demanding to be pet on your whim.
Dogs are a million times better companions to have imo
Their shit smells so goddamn wretched I dry heave when they use their litter box. What the fuck are cats eating to make their shit smell so goddamn bad?
A couple seasons ago, I had a pretty decent garden outside with some nice soil I bought because my yard has shit for soil with no nutrients. So I spent like $100-$200 for bags of soil, planted the seeds, and took care of the garden for a couple months, then right before harvest time for my peas and corn, the neighborhood cats (around 4 or 5 big ass orange Tabby cat assholes who all fight and bitch among themselves) came and shit and pissed in it, I even had one big fat white motherfucker leave a big dead rat right in the middle of the gorgeous sea of peas, as if to taunt me. Faggot cats. I picked up their shit from my garden week after week, they treated it like their own personal litter box, rendering all my work and all the vegetables that came in useless.
If I ever plant anything outside my house again, I'll be sure to keep the slingshot on hand for those demon bastard spawn. Housecats are noisy assholes that stink like shit and ruin your day, who constantly need to be pet, that's another thing, they fuckin' beg and beg and beg to be pet, BITCH, if I want to fucking pet you, I'll pet you, fuck your pretentious cat ass for demanding to be pet on your whim.
Dogs are a million times better companions to have imo
Samwell Seed Well
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all my cats bury their shit, i guess smart pets equal good animals . . . . . .
and my garden is also left alone, now my dog ripped up a half pound plant and ate a good portion in about ten minutes . . .
and my garden is also left alone, now my dog ripped up a half pound plant and ate a good portion in about ten minutes . . .
smokinafatty
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Fuck you, cats! You think you're better than me, sitting on a toilet? I sit on toilets ALL THE TIME!
silasraven
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POUND! that dog would be at the pound for that shit.all my cats bury their shit, i guess smart pets equal good animals . . . . . .
and my garden is also left alone, now my dog ripped up a half pound plant and ate a good portion in about ten minutes . . .
a9ymous
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Blind cat chases off a home intruder to protect his owner:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gwen-cooper/homers-odyssey-blind-wonder-cat-dies_b_3831049.html
I like dogs but I'd never want to live with one again. Or a "dog person" for that matter.
All dependents are smelly and annoying and expensive and destructive at some point, to some degree. I consider that a child = about three average-sized dogs, a dog = about two cats. I don't actually expect my cats to throw themselves between me and an intruder like a dog would, but that's not why I have them.
Had an old orange tabby who retired to our basement for the last year of his life, and he used to stretch out between the pots in my little grow cabinet, sunning himself under the lights. Never bothered them once & the plants seemed to appreciate the co2. The fat black fellow who hangs down there now always comes over to watch when I water and feed and test, like a co-inspector. I always feel like I should hand him the loupe when I'm done for a second opinion.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gwen-cooper/homers-odyssey-blind-wonder-cat-dies_b_3831049.html
I like dogs but I'd never want to live with one again. Or a "dog person" for that matter.
All dependents are smelly and annoying and expensive and destructive at some point, to some degree. I consider that a child = about three average-sized dogs, a dog = about two cats. I don't actually expect my cats to throw themselves between me and an intruder like a dog would, but that's not why I have them.
Had an old orange tabby who retired to our basement for the last year of his life, and he used to stretch out between the pots in my little grow cabinet, sunning himself under the lights. Never bothered them once & the plants seemed to appreciate the co2. The fat black fellow who hangs down there now always comes over to watch when I water and feed and test, like a co-inspector. I always feel like I should hand him the loupe when I'm done for a second opinion.
dangerlow
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I once bought a live trap and took 27 of my old neighbors cats to the animal shelter over the course of 2 months without telling her. The animal shelter told me after the first three they didn't want them anymore, so i let the cats go in the animal shelter parking lot. I let 23 cats go in the animal shelter parking lot. One night I even got two in the same trap, it was awesome. One cat I am pretty certain died on the way to the shelter, I was driving about 80 with the back windows down on the car and some how the poor little bastard got out of the live trap and jumped out the window. "Could a kitty survive that ? I have felt bad about it ever since" The neighbor never even noticed a good 2/3 of her cats missing, and I could have a garden without it being a cat shit minefield.
Silly String
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I agree. I have and love both species. If you dislike the traits of one species or another, don't have one. We've got a house rabbit in the mix now too, and that's a WHOLE 'nother story. Spoiled little fucker. He lives like a king (has his own bedroom), and only gives us the most subtle kind of love/affection in return. We recently had to move the grow room into his bedroom, and he's still "pouting" about it. He makes our cats look generous and empathetic in comparison.
gR33nDav3l0l
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I don't like domesticated animals.