hoho!!!!, my problem with bongs is I always break the bowl or stem, have you seen bong vodka? the vodka that comes in a bong, all you need is a stem, and you got yourself a bong with free vodka :P
yea I agree with dude who said people will complain, they sure will, and do :P
hmmm. I suppose if you knew of some people over the internet looking to buy some weed you could point them in the right direction. A frien of a friend told me sort of thing.