even if youre by yourself...

hahaha. spot on mate. what a good laugh.

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why would you arrest a person growing less than 1 oz, with a 4.0 gpa, no traffic violations, and no criminal history to speak of? sort your priorities mate...

LMFAO! lol I would only do that if I was high out of my mind, but I wanna do it still. Would be funny as hell

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probably the best response to give someone. hahaha!

ha ha ha i just read thise nitre thread while high and its awesome...

i go into lowes almost every other day getting gardening supplies and what not, it helps that i only look 15 or so and if any one looks at me suspicious then ijust act confused and lost and likei pretend to pull out a shopping list

i was there yesterday and i bought 2 bags of soil, 4 cfl's 2 Y splitters, and 1 90 degree plastic elbow. and i also got a smell obsorber gel and a timer

i didnt get looked at once in a funny way

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where do they keep the smell gel at lowes

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never been asked. Mostly cos where i live people behind the counter arnt chatty americans who want to know about ure business , they are people who hate thier job and want to go home and couldn't give 3 fucks what you want gardening equipment for.

i didnt laugh at the ''tell her to eat shit'' and my thought was better yet , take some shit in for her to eat .

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Next time you buy that stuff, add a padlock, some whipped cream, some vaseline, jumper cables, and a pack of condoms, if they sell them there.....and perhaps a baseball bat....if they say anything then, tell em everything youre buying tonight is for a date.

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they have the odor absorbing gels at the front registers

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Yeah I went to get a mail order made to the Canadian Seed Exchange on Friday and happened to stumble across a rather chatty teller. He kept asking me what seeds I was buying and what they were for. Luckily I have spent years honing my bullshitting skills in school so I was able to convince him I was going to build a greenhouse for my mother for mothers' day. I created an entire backstory on the fly and the guy didn't even charge me the $7.00 draft fee ("it's good you are being such a caring son," is the jist of what he said.) However, while I was leaving some loser in a baseball cap blurts out "Are you really getting seeds for mothers' day" (being that I was getting the money order made and thus mailing it friday which means theres no way to get the seeds by sunday, thus the story is pretty thin if you read into it.)

I just looked at him and said "It doesn't matter. What transpired here is a private banking transaction. Please keep it to yourself next time."

If anyone ever asks you what you're growing with your supplies / mats, do what my friend does: Look them in the eyes and say really firmly "None of your Fucking business!"

My buddy did that in Chicago when we were visiting his sister who lives on a high rise condo. We were waiting in the lobby for her to come down and let us in, and this old lady goes past us (unlocking the door) and we try to follow her through the door, explaining that we're waiting for someone to come down and it would save them a ton of trouble (and 5 minutes) if she just let us through. She closes the door behind her and looks at us and shakes her finger, going "nuh uh uh..." and then asks "Who are you waiting for?"

I was just about to say "we're visiting his sister", when out of nowhere I hear my friend say "None of your fucking business!"

The lady was shocked. I have never heard anyone my age (20s) EVER talk smack to a 70-something year old lady, no matter how nosy she was being.

I know if I ever went with him into a Lowes or Home Depot, he'd chew the cashier out and spit him/her on the ground.

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