This is High-larious.

Wait a second! This sparks a memory. Waiting in line yesterday my friend noticed a sign saying something about all employees having to be drug tested. He pointed it out to me. Maybe she saw / heard that and put the 2 and 2 together.

I do construction work, I wear my work clothes, nobody thinks twice, dress the part if you want to go stealth.

haaahaaa.exactley....plus alot of the stuff i buy is a write off......just have to be careful what i claim and dont.....

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"the more herb man smoke the more babylon fall" Robert Nesta Marley

So If I dress up in gardening gloves and stuff they will think I am growing vegetables? That is really a good idea.

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i went shopping at home depot once and when i went threw the line the cashier began talking about his couple thousand dollar setup. I was nice to him but did not talk to him about it, altho hd or lowes can't do anything, it would have been akward talking to a stranger about my lovelys.

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waka waka waka

this is one of the best threads we have had in awhile. you gotta remember when you go into these places, that they are just average people on the job; just trying to get through their day. the way i look at, they are just amusing themselves and trying to get make their 8 and get the fuck out; the ones that notice are probably smokers themselves. i always throw em off. i'll go in there with my wife or a buddy, always blazed as hell; go get exactly what supplies i need, and then i get stuck in the gardening section for like an hour or two... i love plants and cant go anywhere that sells them without buying a few live plants and a bunch of seeds. so at first they're like "look at this stoner buyin grow supplies" then a hour or so later, i imagine that they either think that they were absolutely wrong, or that i was just really baked and bought a bunch of shit that "looked cool"

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"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example." Mick Miller.

i was at home depot a couple of weeks ago, and keep in mind this really can be other things, but i saw 2 guys that looked very much like plain clothes officers standing right outside by the door (lets just say i spend a lot of time around cops and i can spot them from a mike away). so i lit up a cig and hung close enough that i could hear wat was happening...next thing i know one of the guys pulls a little radio outa his pocket and starts saying stuff like "he's leaving the store right now in a ______". they were following some guy in what seemed like a pretty organized little operation.

i dont want to make anybody any more paranoid than they already are. i see how paranoid some pot-smokers get, and let me say i myself am not the paranoid type, never have been. i believe in walking in there, buying what i need naturally and confidently and then straight to the self checkout where i pay in cash. u can always buy a little packet of herb seeds to kill suspicion...they cost like 1.50

stay safe guys
peace

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Check Out My Closet Cfl Grow

I try to be subtle when shopping at the home and garden places.

no one bothers me with whats this or acts like they care,
i have even started growing garlic, tomatoes, and several types of pepper just to
have a pack of seeds each time i check out.

when i go to the hydro shop...

she asks "how many weeks you been flowering",
or,"are you still having trouble with the smell."

she doesnt act suspicious at all, hmm

when all else fails, just drop everything and scream...

"THE BEES!!! THE FUCKING BEES!!! THERE FUCKING EVERYWHERE"

Pull of your shirt and undo your pants while gettin the fuck outa there, if anything...itll be fun to talk about later while blazing, even if your by yourself

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Anything I say on this site is completely fiction, I do not actually grow anything or do anything illegal.