I'm not going to take my views from two comedians, one of which who doesn't speak. Thank you.

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a buck that rides a little furthur? Shit I buy all my top-ramen and spam from a locally owned grocery chain. I would rather my money went to my favorite place to get groceries than go to walmart and sit through thier fucking lines and hordes of people.

I remember a case in tenessee many years ago, but wal-mart wanted to build thier store on land that had american indian bones found on the location and all these native people protested but wal-mart won and got to have thier store. That is a reason to stop shopping at walmart right there.

you people are killing me but whatever floats your boat I guess

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Boy was i wrong about walmart,when i went there today i saw a slave master in a blue smock whipping big strong able bodied men to get those damm shelf's stocked,he just kept saying faster faster you son's a bitches or you'll get no pay !

Between the sheer carnage i saw today & your convincing arguement about all the research you've done i now hate walmart,those evil bastids

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There in lies the problem,i buy all my T bone steaks at walmart & my family really enjoys them.

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I love Wal-Mart for shopping and other fun things..........

Funny Jokes and Pranks to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    
    And last but not least...
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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wal-mart will be the downfall of society...but i got a gift of wal-mart stock when i was younger and it has treated me well...please shop at walmart the dividends kickass

Hahaha,i read zeek's post & figured he saw something i didnt so i went back & re read the whole thread,hahaha this thread is a mess,it's went from walmart to socialism,gluttony,the war in Iraq,Chineese people (those filthy bastards ),Paris Hilton,oil prices & finally to the Nazi's,those damm nazi's & walmart want to rule the world .

Next up,walmart is responsible for child molesters & racism .

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I feel as though your mocking me.......

Hitler and Walmart, wow...