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Originally Posted by Charfizcool
I think they're cute, and no I'm not gay  *looks around* quick do something manly! *begins pulling chest hair with fist*
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LMAO! Ok, kid story: Apparently, when I was a wee thing I was rather enamored of pill bugs. I guess that for some reason, I don't know why, I decided that the thing to do was to stick one inside my ear.

My mom had to take me to the doctor because it wouldn't come out and I'd been complaining for days about not being able to hear. It explains why I taught Denise Acosta to stick a bead up her nose and shoot it out by snorting hard (but she fucked up and stuck it WAAAAYYY up there and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed. I got my ass beat for that one.

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