righto. Yeah, I heard diluting it works well enough. Also, a touch (TINY) of bleach in the sample will oxidize most testing surfaces and render a negative result.

one of my friends just had to go for a test... he stopped smoking for 2 days before his test, n i told em to drink lots of vinegar and Whiskey that shuld clean him out (because vinegar is acidic) I didnt kno if it worked at first but he came clean so it must've!

I have been looking for jobs for 3 weeks now and was clean for 12 days, smoked one hit, and was clean for 12 more days when I was offered a job and told to take a piss test in 24 hours. The test was a 5-panel test that is standard at Quest LAbs. I talked to a friend who swears by this product called STAT! FLush, which is a bottle containing 5 pills that you take 45 min to an hour before your appointment. I accidentally bought the liquid made by the smae company and is you are over 220 pounds (im 6'4 225) you need 2 bottles of either product. It took me too long to consume the drinks and I took a home test after and hour and tested positive. So i went to the store, bought 3 more home tests and two bottles of the pills. Downed all the pills in 3 min (10 pills, 5 per bottle, extremely easey, smaller than a vitamin) Drove towards the test site, halfway there i pulled over at a gas station to pee (you are supposed to pee 2-3 times beofre the test) and took a home test and passed, pulled over once more and took a home test and passed, took the drug test at the lab 30 min later. Came home and tested my piss again (45 min after test at lab, and still was clean). I have not heard back yet, but there is no way i failed thetest. The shit works for sure. My friend has passed seven parole officer piss tests in a row with this shit. He smokes 28 days out of the month, stops 2 days before the test (reccommended by product) and he passes every time. YOu are supposed to cunsume all the pills within 10 min and drin 52 oz. of water with it. Without this shit i dont know what i would do. costs 20-30 a bottle, well worth it. Definately works. I took a home test the day before with no pills and i failed, took one in the morning after drinking the liquid in too long of a time period and failed, and after the pills i passed 2 tests b4, and one test after. Good luck, hope this helps.

i have heard POM drinks (pomegrante juice) has a SHIT load of antioxidants in it that should work also just drink a lot of drinks ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU PISS!!!

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wow i might use this sounds helpful

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It all depends on the test they do. im sure if they want find somthing they will !!hair test cannot be beat (unless u take a razor to your dreds)!! but do they send it all of to the lab or is it a scare tactic? i was tested positive and just claimed i may hav been in a room at the time it was smoked and i got away with it. well i guess i was lucky and did not get laid off. but in my mind i dont want to be working somewhere that is so harsh -so i left the job within a month. The life you live at home will in the end effect where you work-its a give and take situation and if you cannot avoid it then i feel you. my 2 pence not cent . ukblazer

The Facts

I smoke 5 blunts a day and was recently put on probation. Im about 6' 2". 170lbs and have no regular exercise pattern. After failing my baseline test on 9-7-08, I continued to smoke my pack of blunts a day and was recently called in for a follow up urine test on 9-25-08. My po called the day before and said I was to meet with him the following morning at 9 a.m.

At this point in time I began to become nervous not only because of my habitual marijuana use but also because I had been poppin x until the wee morning hours of 9-24-08. The rest of the day I slept until my po called and informed me of my "meeting" the next morning.

I had a bag of popcorn for supper the night before the test and made sweet love to my gf for most the night in fear I would be locked up the next morning. I set my alarm for 7 the next morning and started on the process of dilution I had read about on one of these forums.

The Process

I went to the fridge and grabbed my first of twelve 20oz. Gatorade Frost's(doubt it matters which flavor) at about 7:15. I sat down watched the morning news and chugged Gatorade like mad. At about 8:15 I finished my 8th Gatorade and chewed up a A-Z Vitamin. Come 8:45 I had taken 5 pisses and finished my 11th Gatorade. On the way to the meeting I finished my 12th Gatorade and stopped to take another piss(6 total). I rolled up to the meeting at 9:05(addicts are always late) and walked in to meet my fate.

The Meeting

Fifteen minutes later at about 9:20 the po followed me into the restroom and gave me the cup(the kind which has the testing unit on the cap and is turned upside down). I pissed a stream of clear urine into the toilet for approx. 3 seconds and pinched off to fill just enough of the bottom of the testing cup and put the lid back on. The po flipped it and turned it back up about 30 seconds later and I waited for what seemed to be an eternity but was probably closer to a minute. He looked at the lid for a couple seconds and shook his head. Fortunately he shook it the right way and gave me the news that in fact everything was in order and I HAD PASSED. I stared at the cap and seen that all the lines were red(which means a negative test result). The one marked THC was a little weaker red then the others(negative as long as the line shows up) but should be expected with a failed baseline test. I smiled and thought of the blunt of dro that I soon would be rollin.

The thing about drug tests that most people don't tell you (or that most don't know) is that your body doesn't have to be 100% clean in order to pass. Most tests have a threshold (usually 50mg/dl for THC) that has to be exceeded before your test will have a positive result. THC is stored in your fat cells so it is impossible to flush it all out in a short amount of time. All you want to do is water down your urine so that the THC level is below that threshold. Unfortunately if your urine is too watered down your test can also come back as positive, or they can make you retake the test. They usually measure creatinine levels and electrolyte levels in your urine to see if it is watered down, so here is what you do to trick the test:

1. Go to the store and buy several 1 gallon jugs of gatorade (flavor doesn't matter). Instead of drinking straight water, start mixing water and gatorade 50/50. The extra electrolytes in the gatorade will help keep your body's levels constant while you increase your fluid intake.

2. (optional) Go to GNC or any other health supplement store and buy a bottle or Creatine Monohydrate. It's cheap (usually around $20 for 1000g) and very safe. Mix 1 teaspoon (5g) into your water/gatorade mix 3-5 times a day in the days leading up to your test. This will help the creatinine levels in your urine remain constant.

3. On the day of the test, wake up several hours prior to your appointment and start drinking your water/gatorade mix. Try to urinate several times prior to taking the test to make sure THC levels in your urine remain low. THC is most abundant and the beginning and end of your urination. Urinate in the toilet for several seconds, fill up the cup, and then finish urinating in the toilet.

4. Don't smoke again until you know for sure that you passed. If they confront you about have a watered down urine sample, simply tell them that you've been having problems with cramps so you've increased your water intake. The worst they usually do is make you retake the test, which just gives your body more time to cleanse itself.

How do I know all this? I'm in the Army and I've been tested monthly for years now, and I've never been caught.

You should buy the test for opiates/THC and TEST YOU SELF TO BE SURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then go in and take your test

I'm actually applying for a job for Wal Mart right now. I already know and am very confident and very comfortable in taking the upcoming pee test I am about to receive. Now, I recently turned 18 so I can finally apply for a REAL job and like I said, I'm not worried about my urine. I smoke blunts all the time, and I just figured I'd help all the people that don't wanna risk their job or freedom on some bull shit some ass hole is spewin' out of their face and they know nothing of they're talkin' about. I got off probation recently and before getting off had to take 3 urine tests testing for EVERYTHING.


I did my research, as should everyone else, and you can see the structure in my design if you look up everything I'm talking about.

It's EXTREMLY simple and doesn't require you to go out and buy some bull shit drink that costs 50$ at the store.

Remember if I didn't pass these tests, I wasn't going to get off probation on my upcoming court date, not only that, I would be locked up again, this time for 84 days. Naturally, I REALLYYYYY didn't want that.

I stopped a little less than a week before the test, which I don't believe is required.

You'll be surprised at how simple this almost completly NATURAL method is.

1. Purchase Aspirin and Vitamin B-Complex from your local drug store.

2. Buy enough RED MEAT to eat dinner for 3 days straight before your test.

3. Eat dinner as usual with your red meat, constantly and always drinking water. The explanation of the red meat covers the dillution method you will use in your test. It's a commonly known fact among those on probation that Dilluted tests are considered positive to probation officers. You WILL dillute your test when it comes up, and the ONLY way the test detects if it's dilluted is by measuring the creatine levels in your urine. Eating plenty of red meat 3 days straight before your test will balance your creatine levels in your urine although it will actually be dilluted and what you think will be clear. This is what the B-Complex is for.

4. 4-6 hours before your test, take 5 aspirins. Your stomach will be a little upset, so pop two Tums a few minutes after. Try not to eat a lot on the day of the test. This can complicate digestion. Eat enough that your stomach won't bleed, LoL. 2 hours before your test, take another two aspirins and another two tums and continue drinking PLENTY of water. Urinate frequently. Take the B-Complex as well. Up to this point you will notice your urination is clear. The B-vitamins are exact necessary vitamin used to color urine back to yellow. After taking these and continuing to urinate frequently, you will notice your urine has returned to it's normal color, only it's still dilluted! Take that, bastards!! Some may doubt me saying "Oh yeah right, aspirin, gimme a break." But like I said, my freedom was on the line, and I wasn't going back, so I did my research. Aspirin is not as commonly widespread knowledge as it should be. It has been scientifically proven that the aspirin malfunctions a part of the test called the NIT, and it reads as clean urine. The test cannot detect if you have aspirin in your urine, BECAUSE it malfunctions it. It's a common flaw in drug testing that has yet to be fixed. Take advantage of it while you can.

5. Take your urine test.


I've used this method 3 seperate times and there's NO WAY I got lucky on 3 seperate occassions. Think of the STRUCTURE. It's a fail-safe plan. You dillute your urine, balance your creatine to prevent detection of dillution, and take the aspirins as an extra measure of precaution which malfunctions the test as is. I've tried many times to convince people that it's worked for me and it's so simple but most people won't risk it because it sounds too good to be true. If you doubt it, buy yourself an at-home drug test kit and try the method yourself. You'll see, just as I did.


Hope I helped out someone out there.