Passing a urine test!!!!!!! - Page 2

sheskunk · #11 02-12-2007, 12:07 AM

It just does.

Scepter1987 · #12 02-12-2007, 12:09 AM

Ok then...

sheskunk · #13 02-12-2007, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Scepter1987

Ok then...

I'm a farm girl not a lab tech. I just remember hearing it somewhere. I guess the best way to pass a drug test is to study. That means, NO DRUGS.

SiLENT · #14 02-12-2007, 12:42 AM

I Just recently got out of trouble my passing my previous drug screen.

What I did was take the brand of detoxification called "Sonne's #7"

Take 2 times a day, a week previous to the test. Once in the mornin, once at dinner time.

You'll be clean

Sonnes number 7 is CHEAP too!

farmer.joe · #15 02-12-2007, 01:29 AM

1 week detox, Saunas ,sweating exercise plenty of water vitimans(fruitjuice) if in despair maybe laxitives and water for a day or two or something.
Really there isnt a way to get it out of your blood so quick(blood transfusion) but to get rid of it enough to be able to say you were "passive smoking at a party" should be sufficient. deny all knowledge but a hippy friend whom you havent seen for years just turned up out the blue for a birthday or something thats the only possability of cannabis to be in your system, also if you choose to use someone elses then make sure they are not preegnant or youll be chased down by the men in white!
cheers.

Godkas · #16 02-12-2007, 04:24 AM

If you've got a couple bucks theres a company that puts out a product called urine luck. its a bottle of lab synthetic urine with correct protine structure color and comes with a hand warmer to insure 95-98ish degree pee.

Troglart · #17 02-12-2007, 05:43 AM

i recently just passed a drug test with many more random screens to go and i didnt use any detox or vinegar or anything, i may of just been lucky but here is what i did.

When you get tested pee a little before you pee in the cup, halfway through your pee start in the cup, go over to the sink and dilute the pee with warm water, what ever you do, dont pour out any of your pee because you need all the protein and w/e other minerals are in your pee, I might have just been lucky, I had smoked the day before I got the test and I passed it, I still believe I got lucky though, but if you have it so it still looks a bit yellow but its pretty cleared up, the THC shouldn't show up, and I don't know how well they drug test in jail, but im pretty sure they don't use the walgreens drug tests in there.

If your wondering what I did to get in jail, I was caught stealing a bunch of crap from a small gas station, and if your wondering what I stole, 2 packs of gum, lighter fluid, and an energy drink, I have big pockets.

heymo85 · #18 02-12-2007, 05:55 AM

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from what i have gatherd after spending my money on detox drinks,is that they contain massive amounts of vitamins.now i am no pro.thats what mogie,widow maker and potroast are for,but i may have a plausible fix.i tried vale 4x & instant acting by puriclean.heres a little break down.

vale 4x instant acting
vitamin c-50 mg-83% vitamin c-60 mg-100%
thiamin-50 mg 3333% thiamin-40 mg-2667 %
riboflavin 50 mg-2941% riboflavin-40 mg-2353%
niacin 50 mg-250 % vitamin b6-40 mg-2000%
vitamin b6 -50 mg- 2500 % vitamin b12-100mcg-1667%
vitamin b12-50 mcg-833%
d calcium-pantothenic acid 50 mg- 500 %

now of course they do contain various other vitamins,but not in excesssive doses.i would say if its your only option,try this method.the body can only expell these vitamins through urine,just as with the detox drinks. so try not to smoke like a day or two b4.then the day of,drink lots of water-cranberry juice.take some womens vitamins(womens have more of these high doses than mens but check the box b4 purchase) like two hours b4 testing and try to pee a few times like three or four(untill pee is golden in color)that means your body is pushing out these vitamins.the gastrointestinal juices should break down the pills within an hour if you dont have much food in your stomach.when they break down the body will do its work by expelling these vitamins through urine thus producing the same effect as the detox drink.good luck,and only try this method if in despair.i have never done this but by reading through the detox drink ingriedients it seems "plausible" !haha mythbusters !and if by chance you use this method b sure to let me know how it went.again good luck and get to flushing. cranberry juice is better than water as it contains many vitamins and minerals.again best of luck to you !

the drinks are only like $50 at GNC but they do work!!!!!!!all these home remedies no fuck that just buy a drink.good post pashy....what the fuck is a pash pashy?