the thing about drinking lots of water is ur piss will be clear and they might ask for a retest later, drink cranberry juice and stuff like that, stay away from poppy seed muffins, i can just see that seinfeld episode playing in my head, also using old pee doesn't work anymore unless ur willing to basically stick it up ur ass(cause of these new temperature reading guizmos on the side of the bottle, ands the last thing to remember is have fun remember its ur piss there handling not the other way around, good luck brotha

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well i fuckin failed the pisser but my boss is giving me 10 days...... im already high

My stepson works on heavy equipment for a living and gets tested randomly all the time. He always carries a bottle of synthetic piss in a small plastic bottle alongside with a .99 cent heatwarmer...he isn't watched so when he goes in the bathroon he pulls out the synthetic pee in a plastic bottle and puts the heatwarmer around the bottle to warm..works every damn time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The synthetic pee can be found online everywhere or just about at every local corner store owned by arabs