Don't bring that sh*t to school...
J*ck*ss...
Is it really worth getting kicked out on your senior year???

When they used to bring the dogs to my school it was actually better if you had your stuff on you. Because the dogs were only allowed to sniff inside the classroom, at our backpacks, and at the lockers. A dog was NEVER allowed to actually sniff a student. So it always worked out that people who had their stash on them were saved.

But I agree that you should just avoid the problem all together, leave it at home. Why have to stress it? Not only does getting busted suck because you're BUSTED, but you'll also lose your weed. I wouldn't risk it if I were still in high school.

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Yeah you are a dumb ass to bring that sh!t to school!!

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trying to disarm a dogs nose by using vicks, mustard, peanut butter etc. is like trying to diffuse a bomb that some retarded guy built...sometimes you cut the right wire, other times it blows up in your face. but hey, look on the bright side, your name may look good in the police blotter.

jeff

Vick's, mustard, and peanut butter won't do shit. Their smell picks up each individual odor (each ingredient) unlike ours, which just smells the overall result. So they'd smell peanut butter and weed individually...or whatever you try to use.

You can MAYBE "diffuse" them with dog/cat/coyote/almost any mammal urine since they'll go crazy sniffing it. But I've only heard of that in the case where people spray it on their car tires in case they get pulled over while transporting...will distract the dog (hopefully).

hahahhahahaha

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By the way, you cant beat the dogs. Nothing is completly smell proof to the dogs, air will escape eventually. No peanut butters or any of that bs's. Its just basically time, longer its been in there, more smell got out.


goodluck

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You need to get a 10 ounce empty water bottle w/ cap and push your buds in the bottle. Then screw on the cap. Then cover the bottle with vasoline. Now the hard part,
shuv the bottle waaaay up your ass. Then follow that with a LARGE tampon. Then smear
mustard all over your ass. After school just take a big dump. Waalaa.

From the Barry Cooper (a former police officer turned cool dude) DVDs..
Volume1: Traffic Stops -
Canines:
The right dog for narcotic detector canine is one that has a strong "ball drive" which is a dog that is naturally "psycho" about finding their ball (or other toy). The officer can scent the toy or ball with a drug and the dog will make the connection between the scent of the drug and his ball.

Barry explains the difference between human and canine noses using "stew" as an analogy. We can see the carrots, corn, peppers, etc.. in the stew but can only smell the combination: the stew. Canines can "see" the different ingredients in the stew with their noses. They smell the carrots, corn, peppers, etc... He says all this to explain that you can not "cover up" or mask the smell of drugs since canines differentiate between the odors. If you cover up the scent with a petroleum product for example, the dog smells gasoline and marijuana - not just gasoline. Masking odors does not work! This includes coffee grounds, mustard, vanilla extract, pepper, fabric softener do not mask the odor of drugs.

Also note that using a strong substance like cayenne pepper or gasoline will cause the narcotic dog to jerk back (because of the powerful scent) which will alert the narcotics officer to something being amiss.

Next Barry discusses how odor permeates its container. So hiding drugs in a gas tank will not work cause over time the odor will permeate the gas tank and a dog will detect the smell. The example he uses is sardines in a zip lock bag. He takes sardines from a can and places them in a zip lock bag at which point no sardine odor is coming from the bag. But after a couple of hours, the odor is detectable because every container is porous to one degree or another and the odor will be detectable by a trained canine. So the dog can't smell "through" anything but the odor does permeate out.
The rate of permeation is different so if you do not contaminate the outside of a container and place a drug inside the container a dog will not alert right away. But over time the odor will permeate anything. So if you are planning on carrying a few joints somewhere get a non-contaminated container (handle with latex gloves) and drop the joints in it and seal it up, a dog should not be able to detect anything for an hour or so.

Contamination should be discussed since touching an illegal substance will contaminate whatever you touch afterwards like the car door handle (and anything else you touch!) which will cause the canine to alert.

Good ideas for confusing a drug detection canine are: hiding in food (the dog handler may think the dog is just excited about food), an animal in the vehicle being searched (or just the scent of an animal), hunter's scent lures and odors (spray the tires and all around the vehicle), and even nearby roadkill can confuse a drug dog.

False alerting is a real problem in that the handling officer can use their voices (and physical cues) to cause their canines to false alert. and they can then search the vehicle. So even if you do everything right, you can still get screwed.

Volume 2: Never Get Raided -
Canine-Proofing Your Home:
The easiest way to do this is to contaminate the entire house (and yard) with the smell of marijuana so the canine can not focus because marijuana is everywhere! Grind up the seeds and stems (you don’t want little plants appearing) and throw it out in the yard. For the inside, take a bag of marijuana and rub the bag everywhere which will cause the dog to alert all over the place (never finding your super-secret-awesomely concealed stash).
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Another words - nearly impossible to conceal from a dog while you're at school.

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budsworth,
thats a great idea, im gonna have the wife pack me up when i get home, yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa.

honey, do we have and grey poupon??