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    Attention: You are not going to grow marijuana if the following applies to you.

    1. you are homeless
    2. you are broke
    3. you are an idiot

    get this thru your heads..... if all you can afford is a 13 watt light, how in the hell do you think you can actually grow anything even remotely decent?

    you cant afford 5 bucks for root gel? really? maybe you need to worry about a job more than growing pot.

    it always seems to be the poor broke fucks who post these idiotic ghetto threads.

    like, I have a candle, a flashlight, and a photograph of the sun....is this enough light to grow a pound of weed?
    or, I have a 5 x 5 cardboard box with a 60 watt table lamp from my parents bedroom, i cant afford dirt so what can i do?

    It amazes me how you poor broke fucks cant afford a couple a hundred dollars for the right shit to grow good weed but you still manage to come up with the money to buy weed from your dealer....

    whats even worse, the fact that most of you broke fucks are on welfare, ssi, or unemployment and us taxpayers are buying your fucking weed anyway.

    stop trying to get something for nothing and earn some fucking money.
    then go and buy the right shit to grow with.

    you need lights, soil, fertilizer, and a conditioned environment.
    if you cant afford these things, quit buying weed until you can.

    cant afford 5 bucks for rooting gel? Jesus Fucking Christ, do yourself a favor, go to the kitchen..... get a sharp knife, and for less than a dollar, you can slit your wrist.
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    credit to Sir Rance Alot HAHA

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    i cant afford dirt so what can i do? dying over here, really dirt,
    I love life, support the Military and I Vote! Amsterdam Seed Company will STEAL YOUR MONEY AND SEND YOU NOTHING

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    Last edited by kiwiseed45; 06-13-2012 at 01:43 PM.

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    Hooray. This says what ive been thinking every time i open a post like like that.

    We at least owe our plants a good life before we chop them down and burn their flowers. Grow right and be kind.
    Its gonna come a toad strangler.
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    but if you stack a bunch of books on a chair and put that on the table you can just use your ceiling cfl's, its all about how close you get the top 3 inches to the light!!! and the bud is sticky and shit and totally fucks you up.


    my above facts are taken directly from a RIU grow journal. i cant remember the guys name but he was so serious about it.

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    what an awesome post! as straight fwd as it is...its true. if growing was cheap and easy, everybody would do it.

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    First time grower and i thought for $200.00 i would be fine now at around $700.00 dollars later i have some really nice plants. So yes i have to agree growing is not cheap.
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    I started with a 400w hps some promix some walmart pots and some AN nutrients. Cost about $150 total. Now...nearing the end of the grow, with all the added supplies Im up to about $500. It is not cheap to grow good bud. I remember growing with shoplights and miracle grow on my first grow. I thought the bud was soooo good. God was I a fool lol.

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    Or there's the other end of the spectrum - ALL THE GEAR AND NO IDEA !!!!

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