How to Sell Weed
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Step 1. Find your self a partner. A partner is a good resorce because you can make him do all the dangerious work, like pushing the product and selling, finding the new contacts and getting the word out about your bud.
Make sure you get some one stupid. Some one who takes a whole hour to make minute rice is your kind of guy. Tell him the pay sucks at first till he starts to get more customers, but he has what it takes.
Know your resources.
If you are going to sell weed then you sure as heck will be sampling it out. So that means you will need some sampling tools of the trade.
Shhhh...promise you'll only keep this between us...
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I 've had the pleasure of meeting some of the most successful dealers of my area, and the number one thing they tell me, is to sell weed, ya gatta have the look.
Ok all done?
Ok, so lets take a look at these four people and you circle the one that is definetly not dressed to sell weed.
If you circled the man who is third to the right then you are correct. People will definetly not want to buy weed from the man dressed like that, and I can tell you that from experience!
If you haven't experienced the thrill of being a dealer, then you are about to learn that half the fun is what you wear.
Some clothes will help you stand out as a dealer more then others.
but for the not so obvious approach, I would start with a flashy pare of shades.
Now this is GQ drug dealing!
If you have the cash to spend, I would invest in some nice weels that really speak your business.
These beasts are what a deal would normally drive:
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Consistent sellers need to purchase a set of flashy wheels, and that's it! No matter what your car, all you need to replace is your standard weels with a set of these and you are good to go!
If you can't yet fit a car into your budget (and I understand where you are at, because I was there once too) you can always start with a bike. I've been sitting on this nasty little discovery for the last 5 years. The idea with a bike is that you have to really give it the additude.
additude will make any thing you own much cooler!
This system so revolutionary, it could forever change the way selling is defined! But first let me tell you - There is a bit of risk here. I'm not putting on any sugarcoats (and you'll soon understand!) when I tell you there is that chance this kind of a business could cost you some things:
Like dura72 says: find a good lawyer and practise relaxing ur sphincter muscle. just in case.
If you are willing to take some risk, just like in any business out there, then I have what it takes to get you going and keep you there. But I can't share it all on here or every one would know.
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dura72 Reps to you man, for being real about this stuff too! Thats some good advice you be shouten out bro. We need to watch that stuff for sure. Good tips from some one who has been there. Thanks!