Lets hear some stoner jokes......

TBoyChronic · #1 11-09-2007, 06:26 PM

Who has any good jokes they made up or just somethin funny that happened on a good trip.

Ratty696 · #2 11-09-2007, 06:27 PM

Do you like dirty jokes?

1puff2puff3puff · #3 11-09-2007, 06:27 PM

I do I do!!!

Ratty696 · #4 11-09-2007, 06:29 PM

Little boy walks into the washroom, his momo was in the tub. He pointed at her crotch and he said whats that? She said thats where daddy hit me with the axe. The boy said pretty good shot he got you right in the C%$#!!

TBoyChronic · #5 11-09-2007, 06:30 PM

lol, pretty funny

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Originally Posted by Ratty696

Do you like dirty jokes?

TBoyChronic · #6 11-09-2007, 06:38 PM

Anyone else?????? Come on, lets not be boring.....

Smoke2GetHigh · #7 11-09-2007, 06:58 PM

Well i got a buddy that alwase sias (blasicly) when he is high. and a few minutes ago he said shakie jan tryin to say jakie chan. haha.. we are so blazed watchin some dragon movie hahaa. Haze is some good shit!!!!!!111

: joint:

:j oint:

We smoked this amny!!!! haha

email468 · #8 11-09-2007, 07:05 PM

From pothumor.com:

One day this cop pulls over a stoner for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the stoner for his license.

"You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''
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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? - Two: One to hold the bulb against the socket, and the other to smoke up until the room starts spinning.
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What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? - Mr. President.
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What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? - A pot hole!
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what is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign? - the drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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and my favorite:
A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"

1puff2puff3puff · #9 11-09-2007, 07:17 PM

A mother and father are taking a shower and the son walks in and says " can i come in?" they say, yes, and he comes in. As they are bathe the young son looks around interested and questionin everything, finally he asks "daddy, whats that", pointing to his penis. His father looks down and says, ahhh thats my snake. Then the young boy looks at his mother pointing to her vagina and says "mommy whats that". The mother says ahhhh my grass. Later that night the parents were in bed and the son knocks on the door and asks "can I get in?". The parents look at each other and say "yes". Later that night the boy wakes up to the bed rocking, he looks under the cover and shouts "mommy" wake up we have an emergency there is a snake in your grass.

Long and corny!!!

nothingnewtome · #10 11-09-2007, 08:41 PM

One day george bush is out for a jog by himself, and he comes along this bridge and a car comes speeding by and almost hits him so he dives over into the river. Well later on the river bank three kids were fishing and they caught him and pulled him to sure and he gets up.

"Wow, how can ever repay you kids?" asked george.
The first kid replys, " I want a new bike."
"Well alright, i get you a 18 speed huffy. What about you?"
The second kid sais, "I want a dirt bike!"
'Well alright then youll get a new bike alright. Now what about you?"
The third kid sais, "I want a new elctric wheelchair with a cd player and a bag of pot."
Bush stands there pondering his request and asks, " Why do you need a wheelchair?"
"Because my dads gonna beet my as for saving you from drowning."