How to make hash *safely*

hey i was wondering how to make hash? of course people are going to post different links saying go here but you MUST READ THIS FIRST i want to no how to make hash out of shake not the leafs from a grow but the shake from a fat sack i got i get weed alot n smoke alot new sack of hp n qps ussaily every week, anyways every now n then i get about 1.5-3gs of shake, its bomb weed i get at sick prices about $425-450 for a qp or 800 for a hp but anyways its either bubba kush, white rhyno, white widow, ak 47, o.g kush, northern lights all the best shit no full of orange china shit anyway, i wanted to know how to make the shake (small crystally leafs, hairs, and crystal dust mixture) into hash with no chemicals, no alcohol, no butan or however u spell it and just use water or whatever else works lol

so no chemical steps please

and a little stoner story lol
so yesterday before i remembered about this site(been on here for a while n stoped comming on once i got my crop taken) i wanted to make hash so i did the dumbest thing ever after smoking 2.5gs to my self out a nice blueberry blunt, i toke about .3 of the shake i have (like 2-3gs left) and toke a paper towel n folded it about 4 times and rolled it like a joint and put it in a small cup with lemon juice(stickiest juice i could really think of, i heard of water to make hash but i thought "would it be more sticky if i use lemon juice?" so i did and left it in my beer fridge for about 4 hours then draind the juice and toke the green sticky ball thing and flatened it and put it under the edge of my ps3 while i played nhl 10 high outa my mind for 3 hours lol (the back of ps3 gets a little warm(fan pushing heat from the motor)and the ps3 also weighs a good amount so i thought it would compress it lol anyways now i have like a .5 cm x 1 cm of sticky green flat ball thingy lol dont no what to do with it (lemon juice used to work for making my weed weigh more if it was drying up too fast for me lol good tricks and called it lemonade lol smells like lemon yummm

It is not really possible..

Hash consists of the trichromes of the plant and you need ALOT of them to create a significant amount. If you used 3 grams of shake you would create a miniscule amount to smoke that would not be worth the effort.

That is why people make it from the leaves and stuff... Lots of wasted trich's otherwise.

Dude if your using a grinder the shit in the keif chamber can be turned to hash very easilly with wax paper and something flat to squish it your fingers and a razor blade or tiny pocket knife. It works best with small amounts so you'll have a buncha tiny hash buttons. Place a pile of keif the size of a half dime fold the wax paper in half where the keif is. Then start squishing and applying pressure on a hard flat surface until its a solid piece. This is where the razor or the pocket knife comes in handy gently rub the blade on the compressed keif so it comes up as one flat chunk fold it in half. Compress again. Keep repeating til its tiny then squish and kneed with fingers until black consistency is reached and desired shape. I prefer making them into tiny balls so when I put them in a bowl of greens in the middle it makes the bowl smoulder and burn the whole time. If I wanna put it on top of the bowl I make it into a flat disc.

Honestly its the best hash I've ever had and its got alot less steps than other ways I've tried. The alcohol extraction had minimul effects. And some other wierd way that involded a rolling pin newspaper and water and the oven and shit. I prefer this way because you don't need to add heat to have good quality and you can't accidently fuck it up (unless you drop it on the floor and cant find it it sucks its happened to me.) Well anyway there you go bro try it out and lemme kno how it works out for ya I'm sure you will be satisfied.

so jut put the keif into wax paper n give it a squeeze?

a couple squeezes but yes you got the idea. The thing is you dont wanna rub your grount up nugs against the screen and shit you want a nice orange or whitish keif less green equals better hash and easier to compress hash. I've made some really green shit and it took me like 30 mins for a little button. It should only take a couple minutes and it gets you really medicated and sedated. I do it with just regular nice green nugs and it makes some dope smoke but the first time I started doing this method I was smoking some premo indo and it was like 2 hits and I was smoked but I would smoke alot more any way thats not the point the better the weed the better the hash I think you prolly came to that conclusion yourself anyway. I'm really high and rambling. lol

I don't know if this will help, but here's something I had bookmarked. (Never tried it though).
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That works too. lol