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Putting the myth to the test: Certo to pass a drug test
Me and my friend have been at a debate about whether or not certo works for passing a drug test. He doesn't listen to actual facts on why it wouldn't work, so we are conducting an experiment. (He's willing to put his freedom on the line with certo (probation), and p.s. his PO does NOT take diluted piss)
We are going to conduct an experiment. We both are everyday tokers. I am going to go buy 2 at home THC tests. For the first one, he i going to only use 1 packet of certo, with NO water diliution because he believes its the certo and not the water allowing him to pass.
I will be using certo, and DILUTING with it...as I read about everyone doing when using certo, which is why it works...go figure)
I'm going to post the results on here, because I GUARENTEE that certo does NOTHING for passing a drug test...its the dilution that allows you to pass a drug test.
Anyone got any comments about using Certo to pass? I'm 100% against that it indeed does NOT work.
well, it's 7 months later? any results on your test?
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he never reposted due to prison not having a computer rofl
Either that or he and his buddy decided during their piss test experiments that they truly loved each other and moved to Vermont. They now drive a Chevy Volt, only shop at whole foods and own a man-purse dog called Poco.
They both quit smoking pot because it interfered with their gym workouts.
Damn.. we lost two more to THE GAY. (totally kidding of course)
Ya I know its an old thread, but no point is starting a new one.
I gotta call yesterday that I got a job and need to come for a drug test and paperwork. The test is in 2 hours and I smoked yesterday at about noon. I am 6' and 240lbs, ya not the best I know lol. I have puffed everyday for as long as I can remember. I am diluting with water and gatorade with Certo in it. I've read that it works and also that its just the water doing the work. I also took a couple of B12 vitamins this morning, but my piss is still pretty clear. The Certo was in the cupboard already so I figured what the hell. I realize this won't solve the Certo debate since I am drinking lots of fluids but figured other people might be interested in the results.
Anyway i will know today if I passed and will report back. The Certo in gatorade didn't taste bad, but i have a sweet tooth lol. The good thing is I have another job lined up Monday so either way its back to work.
If there's a left, take it!!
No need to load up on water it will dilute the piss. The detox drinks dont work. I know that from personal experience. The best way to do it is buy some agent X synthetic urine it comes in a bottle just warm it up for about 20 seconds (depending on microwave power) and its good for about 5 hours dump it in cup and your golden. I have used this at hospitals doctor offices and urgent cares all with no issues.
Good luck with your new job
I just got back and passed the drug test!! I pissed in the cup and she put a lid on it that showed the results. She said if she can't read the sample it goes to a lab. Within a minute she said your good, welcome aboard.
gatorade + certo + water + b12 = pass
And yes I realize that it might just be the dilution that passed but for what certo cost I think its worth adding it into the equation.
Remember people most employers are cheap sob's and are not gonna spend a shit load of cash on potential new employees.
If there's a left, take it!!
Originally Posted by Jeffdogg
I agree with you in theory but their is one problem
You would have to be some type of supper human to drink 1 gallon of water in 1 hour (without pukeing at least)
Around 90-95% of your bodys toxins are realised into your blater durring rest/sleep periods , So the best thing to do is drink as much WATER as you can all day and take the test as late in the day as possible
Also avoid coffie and juices and anything that has a high or low PH for the 2-3 days before the test these drinks help leach toxins out of your system at a slightly faster rate
This method alone can cause a dillute test result , Thats why you take a multivitimin and creatine hours before the test, It also adds collor to your now crystal clear urine
By the way if your about to go into any of the armed forces , the synthedic urines wont work - they will watch the stream comming straight out the gun to the cup, and will fail you if you piss on your finger or stick your finger in the cup
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