What is the funniest thing to happen to you while stoned?

Crazyhair · #1 09-26-2007, 10:04 PM

Mine was I was playing my guitar, smoking a pipe and drinking a little wine. I heard a knock near my door. I went to the door and five federal agents were walking up my steps. By this time I had closed the screen door and it was too late to go back in. I tried to be funny and say, "Wow the noise ordnance is pretty tough around here. Not a smile on their stupid faces. On the inside near the large windows I had five large plants sunning themselves. One of the agents had a folder in his hand. I asked what was up and he looked at me and said do you know this man and pulled out a picture. Up till now I was sweating bullets. The picture was of my neighbor next to me who I hadn't seen around for weeks. I quickly said yes but hadn't seen him for a while just to satisfy them. They said thanks and left. I went inside and fell to my knees. Two nights later I was smoking and noticed someone with a flash light in my yard aiming it at the neighbors windows waking along the side of my yard. Sure enough a federal agent. He left and I thought to myself, you ass hole I'll fix you. The next day I went to the area that he was walking around and placed a garden hole and yard rake on the ground and drove a metal stake into the ground sticking up about a foot high. If you have ever stepped on a rake or garden hole and had it hit you in the face you remember it for a while. Now I waited, one night, two nights. Bingo! I was smoking, playing my guitar, and sure enough a flashlight was working along my yard! I ran to the open window shut out the light and watched. Suddenly, Wapp! I heard it hit him as he cussed, and another person was telling him to shut up. Then he tripped and ran into the other person, back and forth like a Three Stooges Comedy! I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath. They had to of heard me and I didn't care if they did! Finally they left. I continued to laugh my ass off for the night!

tckfui · #2 09-26-2007, 10:20 PM

haha thats great I love it!!!!!11
I would have thought you would get in trouble for boobytraping... thats illigal

% cops ran into my backyard with guns drawn like I was murdering peple, and I was building an igloo just chilling... at 1 at night... they searched my igloo and broke it... and than said that was a nice igloo and left

Smoke2Live420 · #3 09-26-2007, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tckfui

haha thats great I love it!!!!!11
I would have thought you would get in trouble for boobytraping... thats illigal

% cops ran into my backyard with guns drawn like I was murdering peple, and I was building an igloo just chilling... at 1 at night... they searched my igloo and broke it... and than said that was a nice igloo and left

LOL...poor tck! they didnt help build a new one!! damn pigs!! haha

RASCALONE · #4 09-26-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazyhair

Mine was I was playing my guitar, smoking a pipe and drinking a little wine. I heard a knock near my door. I went to the door and five federal agents were walking up my steps. By this time I had closed the screen door and it was too late to go back in. I tried to be funny and say, "Wow the noise ordnance is pretty tough around here. Not a smile on their stupid faces. On the inside near the large windows I had five large plants sunning themselves. One of the agents had a folder in his hand. I asked what was up and he looked at me and said do you know this man and pulled out a picture. Up till now I was sweating bullets. The picture was of my neighbor next to me who I hadn't seen around for weeks. I quickly said yes but hadn't seen him for a while just to satisfy them. They said thanks and left. I went inside and fell to my knees. Two nights later I was smoking and noticed someone with a flash light in my yard aiming it at the neighbors windows waking along the side of my yard. Sure enough a federal agent. He left and I thought to myself, you ass hole I'll fix you. The next day I went to the area that he was walking around and placed a garden hole and yard rake on the ground and drove a metal stake into the ground sticking up about a foot high. If you have ever stepped on a rake or garden hole and had it hit you in the face you remember it for a while. Now I waited, one night, two nights. Bingo! I was smoking, playing my guitar, and sure enough a flashlight was working along my yard! I ran to the open window shut out the light and watched. Suddenly, Wapp! I heard it hit him as he cussed, and another person was telling him to shut up. Then he tripped and ran into the other person, back and forth like a Three Stooges Comedy! I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath. They had to of heard me and I didn't care if they did! Finally they left. I continued to laugh my ass off for the night!

i would of paid twice to see that,im rolling right now,the three stooges,hahaha

fdd2blk · #5 09-26-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tckfui

haha thats great I love it!!!!!11
I would have thought you would get in trouble for boobytraping... thats illigal

% cops ran into my backyard with guns drawn like I was murdering peple, and I was building an igloo just chilling... at 1 at night... they searched my igloo and broke it... and than said that was a nice igloo and left

that's just wrong.

how the f*%k do you search an igloo?

Smoke2Live420 · #6 09-26-2007, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fdd2blk

that's just wrong.

how the f*%k do you search an igloo?

cops dont care..they will search anything jus to try an bust ppl.. fuck usa...''land of the free''..ha
im ggoin 2 canada!! ...one day

tckfui · #7 09-26-2007, 10:33 PM

hahaha... I was so disturbed... It tok me years of therapy and smoking to get over it

Snow isn't a bad place to hide a stash though

nobody is going to search a snow pile!... well they did... but they were retarted!
I got searched once and I had an icepick on me. And I said it was a screwdriver. and I got yelled at for thinking he didnt know what a screw driver was