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Old 09-16-2007, 11:04 PM
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Default The infamous double joke.....
So, Tony the yodeling pony was supposed to do a show in <Insert your town name here> tonight... unfortunately he couldn't make it... he was a little horse(/hoarse)! ahahahaha......

Tell this to all your stoned friends and it provides hours of entertainment.. depending on just how high you really are.


Some other gems:

A horse walks into a bar... bartender says "Hey pal, why the long face?!"

Ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? Eh, never mind there's no point!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

All the employees agreed that their job at the rubber band factory was a snap!

What is a forum? A two um plus a two um!!! (That one's just for us!)

A couple of zoologists decided to give a lion a cell phone in order to keep track of his whereabouts. Unfortunately, whenever they tried to call, the lion was busy!

Two idiots were trying to light a fire. The first one couldn't get the match to light, and the second one said, "That's strange, it lit this morning." <-- fdd and ngt... hahaha.



There's lots more where that came from. Please post any good jokes you have so that when I am higher later I can check them. THX

P.S. - One liners only!!!

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Old 09-17-2007, 05:58 PM
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WTF no one responded to me. >: (
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Old 09-17-2007, 06:02 PM
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should have this moved to TokeNTalk...get more bites
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Old 09-17-2007, 06:10 PM
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a japanese cook told me that one the other night at a jap steak house haha
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You guys must be on Sativa. On Indica, I'm too sedated to laugh.
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did you hear about the constipated mathemetician? He worked it out with a pencil!!!
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So....the one with the dirty knees?? Must have hooked you up good. VV
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