Need help passing urine test for po!!!

Originally Posted by yb1981

ok follow stoners, today is friday, and i just got the worst news possible, i falied my last drug test for my PO after not smoking for about 33 days. HE wants me to come take another urine test on tuesday 6-2-09. I have been smoking everyday for about 45 days now. I need to pass the test to avoid jail time. Please help. Please list any products you had success with and has worked.

Stop starting multiple posts, you fucked up and now deal with it...

you wet your bed now you have to lay in it.
sorry, but i stopped for smoking for 2 years while dealing with legal issues, that way i didn't end up in your situation.

Most likely you're screwed. When I was on probation, there was mirror and everything pointing at your junk while you went.

For a job I taped a small shampoo container to my stuff filled with clean urine. Then I just used that to go into the cup. But with probation or parole, you can't really do that.

Get some sythentic piss and some hand warmers...ur lookin at about 150$ but you'll def pass! It comes in a bag and has a little tube that you just dangle out next to your dick which is cool because theres ussually some fag watching you. The container has little pouches for hand warmers so they cant tell its not fresh. The other option is a Strip Detox and some multis to load before your test. Def the cheaper way to go but only about 60% effective. http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2134259
You can get them at any GNC, just don't tell them you're trying to pass a drug test or they cant legally sell it to you and I assure you THEY WONT. No one wants to lose their job to help out some stoner. Make sure you drink plenty of water with it...by the gallon...you should be pissing clear. Carb load on top of it all...eat whole wheat pastas and keep drinking water...you should weigh about 5 pound more than wen u started...lol. Good Luck.

A gallon of water weighs 8 pounds, so if he's drinking water by the gallon, he's going to weigh much more than 5 pounds more.

Just be careful not to drink too much water. You can die from it!

don't try to delute your urine by drinking a ton of water. if they fail to get a 'reading' at all , ie, too much water v. urine youll fail as well. that happened to me.

Originally Posted by mjmaupin

don't try to delute your urine by drinking a ton of water. if they fail to get a 'reading' at all , ie, too much water v. urine youll fail as well. that happened to me.

So what happened to you? Was the test for PO? how much water did u drink before the?

They can't "fail" you for diluted urine. They can make you come back and test again, but they can't fail you for it. There is no law against drinking a lot water and there is no way you can get into trouble for it.