The UK Growers Thread!

[mad dog bark]

im perfect so no products needed hahah.
let me get this right then u want peeps here to list there in perfections on wide wide web?
hahaha good luck, like any red blooded male will pipe up with yeah i cant contain my balls during sex? or yeah i wear a wig? or yeah i put suppositories up arse or even i have nob rot n need cream hahah. even thinning hair isnt a good un. im 30 n i worry dailey am thinning on top even with mrs saying i ent cos i look a thug with skin head or bold.
that did make me chuckle well done u

[baklawa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA noooo no MDB, I swear the added bonus of learning all your flaws never even occurred to me (TBH I'd rather not know, yeuch). I was actually talking hypothetically or generally, but asking for a male perspective (I already know what products girls are embarrassed to buy ). For example, a mate of mine sold about a zillion male products in a week (a spray to stop them prematurely ejaculating or something). Now, any bloke I've asked to his face has given pretty much the same response as you, MDB =) But I'm not asking any of you if you regularly buy inflatable sheep to shag (regularly because you keep bursting them). I'm asking you if you can give me a general idea of what blokes in general would prefer to buy online as opposed to at a local shop, even if they're slightly technophobic - like, I knew this old guy who asked me to set him up an eBay account, and later found out that it was for the sole purpose of buying a viagra-like product for his new girlfriend.

Anyway I can tell from the reactions so far that some of you might possibly have problems getting it up or holding it in, so I will tactfully withdraw (pun not intended until afterwards actually) until your paranoia passes and you realize that there's no way I could have actually known about your wigs and butt plugs...

[mad dog bark]

haha riu is on form today n u leadin the way baklawa.
to b honest think the viagra n all sex help items i.e stiffy problem pills, pills stop from bolting ya load n all sorts like that. mayb hair spray stuff stop baldness n like u said foot sprays, suppositories for piles n all that stuff.
wot bout mini johnys for the shrimp dicks haha?
i think tho by time a man is 40 he dont give a shit wot peeps think off him as beer belly n hair loss makes them give up hope getting that 20 year old model gf
y anyways? u thinking opening a male online store for all those type items?
if so let sambo n billy no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pm the web site hahahahahah i have heard they have alot bitcoins to use up so make sure u accept them for payment hahahah

[baklawa]

haha riu is on form today n u leadin the way baklawa.
to b honest think the viagra n all sex help items i.e stiffy problem pills, pills stop from bolting ya load n all sorts like that. mayb hair spray stuff stop baldness n like u said foot sprays, suppositories for piles n all that stuff.
wot bout mini johnys for the shrimp dicks haha?
i think tho by time a man is 40 he dont give a shit wot peeps think off him as beer belly n hair loss makes them give up hope getting that 20 year old model gf
y anyways? u thinking opening a male online store for all those type items?
if so let sambo n billy no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pm the web site hahahahahah

Not exactly, but I'm doing in-depth research on eBay (because I'm a total novice, given that the only shopping I ever do is bread-and-milk shopping from the local supermarket and umm weed shopping) and the mere idea of researching why women buy a particular cheap-looking handbag for 50 quid but not the expensive-looking one for 5 quid - gives me palpitations just thinking about it. The IT and gadget bit has occupied me most of this past week, and I'm pretty confident I now know what sells IT-wise and why... But I want to know, who are the shoppers who would deliberately not buy a product in a pharmacy or shop, but then go home and search for the same product on eBay and buy it there. With women it varies hugely - some women are hideously embarrassed to be seen buying condoms, even in a foreign country where nobody knows them, whereas other women will happily discuss the pros and cons of mint-flavoured condoms with the pharmacist. But for the delicate sensitive women it's usually contraceptives, "intimate" feminine products like vaginal deodorants, medicine for cystitis and thrush, "naughty" products like vibrators and french maid costumes, and any product that if bought in a normal local shop advertises a deep secret to the local community (so a secret alcoholic might buy booze online, a secret smoker might get her bong online, and a woman with hairy nipples might get her special sensitive nipple hair removal cream online). Now I'm curious about blokes, but of course they won't tell me cos I'm a girl, so I thought I'd try my luck here, not because I think you're any less blokey, but because I'm less of a girl here

[PUKKA BUD]

Some 1 fill me in about this silk road, an bitcoins bollox thats all im seein everywhere i go.

[mad dog bark]

i to buy hairy nipple cream remover hahaha.
pukka its some hidden web thing u can buy all sorts drugs from. ssb n sambo ya men for details
idea for u baklawa check out back few pages men mags for ideas fruitcake. they r full weird things for guys who dont wnna buy from shops

[scotia1982]

all i want for xmas is bitcoins lolol

All I want for xmas is you tae move here

[scotia1982]

Some 1 fill me in about this silk road, an bitcoins bollox thats all im seein everywhere i go.

Its underground internet through tor browser mate, you go on to silk road and can order near enough anythin you can imagine, illegal wise lol... CAn email you links if you want

[baklawa]

i to buy hairy nipple cream remover hahaha.
pukka its some hidden web thing u can buy all sorts drugs from. ssb n sambo ya men for details
idea for u baklawa check out back few pages men mags for ideas fruitcake. they r full weird things for guys who dont wnna buy from shops

You're a genius But how would I know if they sold well or not? Could be their first attempt at advertising. Anyway - me off to buy ludicrously overpriced men's glossy with half-naked woman on cover caressing the focus of the main feature (car, celebrity, hi-tech gadget, whatever).

No hold on. Do men really buy Esquire and GQ etc. regularly in this day and age? Would you? Or would you (at most) check out the online version?

Incidentally you've just accidentally inspired me to make my first eBay purchase When you said you bought hairy nipple cream, I almost came back with "and I get my XYZ from eBay" - as a joke (I don't use XYZ) - then I suddenly thought, hey, why not?

[cheddar1985]

Wa blowin lads lasses not been gettin on much but hey im on the raise with work and shit wots every1 upto?